Friday, December 28, 2007

velcro

aightttt

as of yesterday

i have lost over 90 dollars usd in poker.

n im gonna poker somemore later.

HUAHUAHUAHUA.............................

aeropostale.

so far tis trip i have alot of firsts.

tis trip is the first time i

1. touched a playboy mag
2. saw a dildo
3. saw a shirt with borat on it saying lets make sexy time
4. been in a -18 degrees area
5. lost so much in poker
6. shopped for clothes longer than 1 hour @@

gawd im getting fat

stupid dial up connection cant upload pics )*($!(^)*%^@(!%^@!)$#(%@!_)_(%@!(*$!@(*%@(*$()!%(*!@#@!

heheheh..heh..

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

fcuk

i just lost erm. abt 70 ringgit in poker.

err....fcuk....

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

suyee

happy birthday suyee!

u been my fren since the times i was thin.

damn that was long ago.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Monday, December 17, 2007

usa

im currently suffering from severe jetlag.

i also no longer have a craving for snow.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

genting

i damn lazy write so im jus gonna postup pics first. next year only write
genting trip 2007

















nude pics of zwee coming next year. hohoho. zwee die d

f12

i been up since 3 sumting cause of rashes all over my body. even in places which cannot be mentioned.

it is now 7.

i feel like hell.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Sunday, December 9, 2007

kenny the great


this post is about kenny

kenny is gay.

he made me cry in form 1

cause he call me flat face with his whole gang..every..single..day..

he was damn gay during mss someting d or s

in gombak or kajang. i had to stay one week with him and his gayness

then when we represent skool in footbal. the fat ass pregnant coach dint let me play

then kenny called me penjaga bag

..|.. bitch

ROFL

ok lar kenny quite good fren lar. still damn gay lar.

he wil nvr be my desktop wallpaper lar.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

,my birthday. afewmonthsago

my birthday is on 28th september.

this year it was my best birthday ever =|

no seriously

it was a friday! and we dint have to go to skool. i was actually like wtf coz if i dint go to skool how can ppl hug me :|

nvm..

but then on thursday *27th* ppl gave me presents in skool TT

first was yewweng..he gave me some devil horns..*mooncake festival tingi* a receipt for bus ticket *corresponding to the expired bus ticket he gave me last year for my birthday =.=*, a toilet roll which he wrote 'use me' an egg which says zomg happy birthday sas sao gao.. all in a guardian pharmacy plastic bag. oh and a leo name card for some debra sumting. =.=''

...yea thanks...

then sherrin gave me tis handmade tingi which made dom jealous buahahahah. its really cool coz like its homemade and its shiny and it has glass on it :|

*this shud have been the picture of the handmade ting but it's downstairs so im realy lazy to go downstairs - im sorry sherrin- --lol-- - =.=''

then cheryl came in and threw some bag onto me. it was a body glove shirt which has golden words on it -ooooo..

ok tis is continuation after like5 weeks ar..after my bday d i stil duno todays date.

so okay then normal lar take bio exams lar diagnostic damn boring
gg
afterreces:
i sat behind and they all go throw plastic bag on my table went all wtH? ._. somemroe al smiling happy onli. got a shirt saying im fat and single =.='' and mp3 O_O..


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..i look depressed.

they forced me to wear it outta the skool so every1 was staring D:< style="text-align: center;">I BLOODY LOVE MY FRENS LAR.yes lar even u lar dom

so then i wenthome. noting much happened cept went to shogun at night and gained several percentages in heart attack likeliness. then had some planning wif arn to go trop wif chris black and gang. other than that seemed like a boring day eh=\ o and i dotaed into my sweet 16 =.= with jimay singing to me on the hp. yea.. lol. and all the bday msges TT thanks every1. seng. hu was first.

so anyways next day went to trop lor and it was fun. kinda. we sat at the badminton court and took pics of yewfai shouting at gabriel. the hel i noe why. it was jason chris black yewfai. then we berswim and saw sookhuey+cass

it was kinda suspicious u noe..that we had to go back b4 lunch..or mamak or sumting. wif chris driving.. and jason driving like a madman b4 that..

and they took a video of me sleeping wif my mouth opened =.=''

then suddenly go back home when i woke up with the excuse wan use toilet. damn huh? edi. so filled wif sleepiness i opened the door O_O"

there was this huge group of random ppl and dinesh there :|

T_T

steph apparently planned a surprise party and all O:

all the batais and bu4s were there

it was really fun. random shouting. some shy shy stuff and then spamming on the guitar.

o and jimay came at night to give me a bag and some icecream:| thanks jimay =D

REALLY THANKS TO YOU ALL
ZWEE, JEBAT, YEW WENG, CHERYL, ARNOLD, JOANNE, KAH SHIN, MUN KIT, SHER RIN, HUI WEN, STEPHANIE, VANESSA, CARYN, SHWU MEEI, YONG ZHI, WAN LI, ETHAN, KELVIN ANG, PHILIP, NICKLAUS, YI SHEN, DINESH, EDWYN, JIA SHENG, JUN-YEU, WEI MING ,WEI JIN, SENG CHYE, DOMINIC, ADRIAN, HAW YANG, KELVIN CHEW, XIAN YANG, KIT WENG, AUDREY, HENGLI, PAMELA, IZWAN, KAI SHEN, SHENG JUN, MEI FONG, LU WEN, NICK CHONG, AUDREY CHONG, FUX, CAL-VIN, GABRIEL, JASON, SYN GIAP, PIK YEN, MEI LI, KAH MUN, YEW FAI, SU YEE ,MELANIE, THIN CHIN, HUEY REN, ALIFF, ZHING NIN, YIN KUIN

especiall to steph lar who thought i was important enough to have a surprise party TT
i really love her and all :|

thanks alot zweeho cheryl and arnold who went thru alot of effort and always reminded me so for my birthday present ._.
you shall be remembered till i get alzhemier or get attacked by hail.

sorry this took so long. wat a busy life we have

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

perfect sky

o look yewfai*he hu strips* is going to aus soon

and so is zac *he hu watches ppl strip*

and erm yishen *he hu keeps russian/german porn in his com* is going to singapore

and im going genting tmr =D

and chris got 3-18 for his warlock hhohoho

ok..huey ren just said my eyes like japanese -.- ._.

...garh...

i wonder wat food will we eat at prom.

today i was in ou wif jimay luwen and kahmun

luwen seemed emo, actually shes still noisy, but emo by normal standards

emo ppl.

emo causes aids

strepsils causes aids

knowing the causes of aids causes aids

littering causes aids

bad grammer causes aids

yesterday my storeroom stunk/stinked so much bcoz there was someting dead and filled wif maggots in it :|

and i bought this raquet that supposed to kil mosquitoes when i swat it around

its not working

ITS NOT WORKING

.....................................................possums.

i have this leg massager at home but nobody uses it

john grisham is really boring

bill nine*probablywronglyspellted* the science guy

eh ou got cyber edi -next to bowling alley O:

oh yeah the chinese people finish edi

thats nice

IT left

Sunday, December 2, 2007

blue pants

in wanli's blog, he complains of how our malaysian education teaches us things that dunt benefit us for the future. i duno lar, every1 complains abt sejarah moral and est

well sejarah is useful in our lives.

in case our boss wuld suddenly go mad and demand to know sumbangan of kerajaan uthmaniyah or else he wuld fire ur sorry ass

est is useful if we want to pursue a carreer in teaching est.

=.=

ah moral.

we all gotta love moral

it keeps people like mariyam badrishah off the streets.

and terrorising senior citizens

did i spell senior right?

and mod maths is good for us to know that when a is a, then b is b

=D

i stil dunt get wats wif bm sastera

hu the hell cares abt some butterfly waving its wings and saving some king hus a clown wtf? omfofancnascas stupid ass chair which makes ppl blind and ppl screaming in darkness

..and some random woman hu tries to seduce a guy. lol

one word lar.

coyotito

jebat emo edi

hohohoho

addmaths is useful lar for some people. calculus=.= zz..

er english in spm is just random

like in spm itself they ask abt mushrooms ._.

bio is fine. we learn how our balls work.

the 3 science are ok lar. if we go into science.

and every1's posts nowadays is all abt wat courses and stuff they be doing in the future

=\

u ppl are weird. hhohoho

im going taylors engineering course, coz accounting is boring forme. i m scared of blood. i dunt get pschy. i might jus lose it and attk my patients for being too emo.

mebe i go do sound engineering. that wuld sound so cool.

randomdude: hey wat do u do?

pro: sound engineering

randomdude: wow..

...pro :'D

mahjong

IS THERE ANYBODY GOING TO ADP TAYLORS D:<

moderation

its been a busy week. after spm

POOR CHINESE PEOPLE

yet they still join us

zomg hueyren works at that nyonya flavours thingi

damn kesian since the line is always there and she has to entertain them

its opposite england optical where there is this really cute girl working with extremely big eyes

although it was her that laughed at my small eyes last time

=.=

i got new specs coz the old one was flimsy

damn waste money lar zz stupid ass tommy hilfiger brand

WELL THE ASIANS DONT LIKE U TOO BITCH

fasnlckasencklasncseaicnasioc

ughh

grandma birthday today

so is yishen

hu is an ass

it was either this picture or the one wif kelvin ang i think
i tink ppl wuld damn well rather stare at a girl than ang
hohohoho ang go emo

and i duno but ang said sumting abt alex yong sis birthday today. i noe most of u dunt give a rats ass

but the hell i care whether the hell u all care

eat my tits

we had some double class tingi these days

got some tingi at the grace field where alot of ppl ffk and we all jus made noise and act cute in the darkness

then we went wanli hse and did wrong sinful things

like play naruto and dota with ai

=.=

slept at 4 or 5 ar..then next day woke up at 7 or 8 then went home

then luwen ffk us to go curve or sumting then went wanli hse again at night for some dinner

where we sprayed yishen in the ass and his weak lungs cant blow off candles hhohohohohoho

Hello Su Yee.

wth does dattebayo mean

Friday, November 30, 2007

vcd holder


when u are part of espn, random girls wearing sunglasses will take pictures with you.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

notre damn

i jus bought the lawl cd.

actualy i havent gave the money i jus took it

wanli said the speech is touching

my ass lar

its jus randomtalks

somemore got xD by jebat

but ok lar some songs

i stil duno why dinesh loved jebat's voice so much

gafjaslekcasenvaslekcas

omgawd spm is over

and accs is tmr

o.O

lets see how far we have come (8)

then got some class party tingi on friday. then wanli got some open house where there will be little girls whom wanli likes loads

sei ham sap..

i went trop today

then go kayu and get heartburn. then go cyber tfk wif shengjun

stupid keyboard halfway hang

CANOT TYPE TT

not being able to type in a cyber is like not having a brush in a F1 competition.

tmr im gonna go taylors and make all the final payments

then go black*jack* house to play wif mahjong pieces and lampah

IM COMPLETELY FREEEEE

i wanna go out daily and lose weight o.o

i m gonna wear my winter hat to class party lar omg

ysterday i went to km hse wif lu wen and watched simpsons movie and hide and seek

hide and seek is filled wif paedophilic fags which randomly say dakota jack is a beautiful girl

........

i need more toothpaste.

my grandma and her gang of children just left my house today

gawd the noise level

bunch of picking up the fone when im using the modem people.

fuxuan has a donald duck climbing a staircase

and we played some ass random game at his hse today after cyber

WE WALKED 45 MINUTES TO GET TO HIS HOUSE LAR WTH

if we lost we had to call a girl and talk nonsense

i stil duno why we called mak

and said

jack
jakc
jack
jakc
jack
ja
ckacj
cj
acjasklcjas
cjal

chris u should really fix ur safety belt

holy shit i jus found out nat got another sister

not the prince charles one

i wanna be blonde

and i need one of those raquets with electricity to shock the mosquitoes

my arms hurt now

Saturday, November 24, 2007

spm

well monday is the last paper. biology 1 2 3.

hehhee...

then spm is over

and skool life.

.........................................................................................................................daemn.

Friday, November 23, 2007

nippon paint

Before spm, some1 told me the stress of spm would make me lose weight.

somebody lied =.=

Thursday, November 22, 2007

moral


..see wat moral does to you..

boycott moral. so that u all will get horrible marks. then i stand a better chance to get good marks. (>^^)> ....

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

lets see how far we have come (>^^)>

firstly. i did not noe wat flatulent was

so sorry every1*onli shwu meei lar i tink wth. u evil horrible (i added horrible after finishing the post) person*

ok

i remembered my primary skool life halfway during writing experiments in physics 3

i dunt really noe why but wtv lar

son of a bitch- the worst thing/insult u can say

f*ck- if u culd say this casually then u were cool ._.

smoking was the worst thing u could do in ur life

everybody said bitch as female dog. and in whispers

if we said sex every1 wuld stare

tits was jus a myth back then.

bad boys were ppl hu dint finish maths work O_O ...and dint tell the teacher...gg

we would call each other on the fone asking them to come online to chat

then we would talk abt nothing

=.=

people hu had handfones back then were worshipped. kinda..

if we touched a girl on the shoulder. thats a big thing

we used to take paper and place them between our hands before shaking hands

some of the wildest dreams would probably be hugging a girl =.=

we nvr called each other fat *take a hint beeches*

teachers were cool back then

teachers respected us back then

backstreet boys and britney spears were popular back then

our greatest worry was UPSR back then lol

"i dunt friend u" was a great threat.

we used to laugh at the lamest things.

if seng was back there he would be the funniest guy alive

once in a while the milo truck would come along and give us free milo which is overly sweet and cold

we had that 30 cent ice crap in the plastic where we would suck it till gg

all our scientific experiments were growing beansprouts

repeatedly =.=''

if we said babi the other students would tell teacher

aliff was my ketua darjah back then o.O

back then all the girls seemed so tall.

cept suyee which i kicked much during upsr xD

gg

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

i really miss bee gees

lok gao

addmaths down

4 more subjects to go

but moral lar omg

zzz

moral is the gayest shit since packaged raisins lar

my house has no water now

that means i have to go out and eat

huhuhuhuhu

then if i get some delayed food poisoning..i can get sick during moral

then if i dunt get A i can use excuse

-_-''

i jus realised i have no more tuition

no more tuition forever

nuuu

i liked tuition. not the studying part

can see frens mar..

cept physics lar

duno any1 at all

stoning for 2 hours O_O

im eating cheese with bread.

im lost edi lar.

Monday, November 19, 2007

this is tribute

listen

lisssstennnnnn

flatulent.


may we all learn a lesson from this.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

coby jones


..retard..


l->r fat kid, paedo who wears speedos, pope, stupid.
this ppl have noting to do with this post.
lol.


listen to mike jones. the rapper.

its funny.

Mr Jones.


i duno how tis got into my com but yeah. happy belated birthday caryn
*caryn is the girl in the picture*