Saturday, January 24, 2009

I think my grandpa is bruce lee.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

obama

Obama Is the President.

See Peter Run

Run Peter Run

i like wat fux has to say abt all this.

any1 notice hilary clinton is not black.

exactly.

Monday, January 19, 2009

10000 and 1 tings to do b4 u die

1 constipate
2 get into a fight
3 convince some1 ur sexy
4 learn to drive
5 cook a decent meal that doesnt contain any can food
6 eat a meal made fully from can food
7 learn to play a musical instrument (at least a chord)
8 swear at some1 higher than u
9 do something crazy without thinking of the consequences
10 be friends with shwu meei n survive it
11 embarrass urself like hell in front of a random group of people, on purpose
12 give wrong directions
13 try to decipher the meaning of your ceiling's patterns
14 own a pointless blog
15 stalk brandon's sister
16 try smoking
17 leave ur toenails to grow for 3 months or longer
18 leave ur hair to grow more than a normal person would
19 get pissed drunk wif ur frens
20 give all the money u have in ur wallet to a beggar. at least once.
21 go 'all in' in a game of poker when have the absolutely freaking worst hand ever
22 sell your shit
23 dress in white and wave at random people from somewhere high up when its really late
24 remember a poem
25 appear on youtube
26 use a corny pickup line on some1 way out of ur league
27 realise that there are people out of ur league
28 compliment some1's cooking eventhough they dont deserve it. at all.
29 swim in the ocean
30 climb a tree
31 throw ur shoe at a coconut in a tree
32 throw a coconut out of a car
33 make an unplanned trip somewhere
34 eat a mouthful of wasabi
35 fail
36 call some1 at 4 in the morning just to talk
37 watch 'world trade center'.
39 appreciate how other shows seem better after watching 'world trade center'
40 grow a plant
41 ask some1 u dunt know wat they think of a current issue. then disagree with everything that person says.
42 go one week without using the word ok/yes/alright
43 get laid
44 more than once
45 run around without your shirt
46 wear glasses (its an experience)
47 wear a suit
48 put salt on a snail
49 read sexy commando manga
50 eat too many panadols at once
51 sound important
52 go to a desert
53 ask a prostitute how much
54 complain too a prostitute she/he costs too much
55 have a friend that is a prostitute
56 enter a marathon
57 push a wheelchair
58 write a story
59 shoot a gun
60 buy a fren something
61 watch a sport professionally played live (pool and lawnbowling does not count)
62 get a tattoo
63 offer good advice
64 know how to buy a watermelon
65 cut some1's hair
66 grow a mustache
67 watch lord of the rings
68 be able to carry on a discussion if some1 talks about greek mythology among hippies
69 hate simple plan
70 know how to tie a tie
71 play halo 3
72 climb a mountain
73 get robbed
74 know at least one thing abt ghandi
75 know where cuba is on the world map
76 try to save the world once in your life
77 volunteer for some charity
78 wear a condom
79 have a beagle
80 have a cat (if u cant have a beagle)
81 take english 102
82 lick my own elbow
83 read sociology journal
84 fill up swimming pool with 100 plus
85 shave mustache
86 buy ferrari and crash it
87 buy mouse
88 sleep in klcc
89 talk with local celebrity
90 buy more kitchen apparatus
91 grow an afro
92 play red alert
93 try to emulate sexy commando
94 do *z**HOHOHOHO
95 eat a big prawn
96 swim across kayu ara river
97 do some bruce lee moves
98 burn down school
99 draw joe duck
100 join american top model
101 learn about the string theorem
102 rob mcdonalds
103 know oh yeah ern
104 buy kfc and eat in mcd
105 call lisa
106 sell dvd
107 grow bacteria
108 donate to bosnia
109 breathe
110 try to seduce mak
111 be careful
112 steal black's ruler
113 scream at a spider like a lil girl
114 shout at random ppl
115 be suspicious to random ppl
116 start a fight with a wrestler
117 laugh at malaysia police
118 paint with my ass
119 be friends with pik yen
120 sing in a stadium
121 write your name with ur left hand
122 go china and act like chinese
123 try to do ur lab report for once
124 go india and act like russel peters
125 go on a vacation with people u dont know
126 watch Nemo
127 scuba dive
128 see black get married
129 tell ppl u scuba dive
130 get drunk in another country
131 dont lie for a week
132 steal a helicopter
133 lie for a week
134 gamble in high stakes poker
135 dont wear a belt with a shirt...after the age of 18
136 act like james bond
137 realise things
138 quit WOW
139 concentrate
140 close an open door
141 learn French
142 sell smth on e bay
143 eat expensive sandwich
144 own a credit card
145 spit on white tigers
146 shave ur head
147 make youtube video
148 know kar wai


149 pray


150 play pick up sticks


151 question some1 forcefully about picking up sticks


152 have a sense of humour


153 question the sense of humour of others


154 escape from jail


155 skip class


156 use all the toilet paper


157 find out Kuin's gpa


158 read wan wei hsiens blog


159 support a football club


160 write benjamin's personal statement


161 customize your settings


162 own an apple something


163 design your own shirt


164 sing ur own version of amazing grace


165 fall


166 shoplift


167 fight over something stupid


168 estimate some1's weight


169 own a scooter


170 ride a bike


171 scoop shit


172 own a red bucket


173 watch fight club


174 talk about the fight club


175 tear a chinese calander up


176 insult canada


177 rhyme


178 bite a wire


179 lick the underside of a bettery


180 write "i cant answer this bcoz of religious reasons" for an answer in an important test


181 overdress


182 use perfume


183 know the difference between cologne and aftershave


184 smell what the rock is cooking


185 tell your parents u have a sad childhood sometimes


186 insult other people's dreams


187 be damn random


188 label some1 something. take the blame for it


189 start a rumour about some1 having crabs


190 send some1 u dont know well off at the airport. pretend to cry


191 refuse something u like


192 chew 3 different flavored sugus at once


193 stare at ppl until they notice


194 endorse something u use (it doesnt have to be good)


195 run for president for smth


196 join a club no1 joins


197 support the underdog


198 care


199 use the f word in 19 different ways


200 find out the meaning of life- memorise it


201 attend a 'how to be rich' talk


202 write somthing in wikipedia


203 read the dictionary


204 stare at some1's ass (by kuin)


205 realise that not many ppl may read tis far but continue anyway


206 tell ppl to shut up


207 tell ppl vertical horizon is emo


208 be underground for a week


209 emulate a penguin


210 tell ppl u enjoy long walks down the beach


211 try to walk down the beach for a long time


212 jog in the morning


213 wake up b4 12


214 wake up after 4


215 wake up at 4


216 go to genting


217 walk along a highway


218 set up a friend with ur other friend. laugh.


219 wear a ridiculous looking sweater


220 own a ridiculous looking sweater


221 grow cells


222 be the solution


223 get married


224 schedule a time u be outraged


225 lie about being sick


226 do something u dont like


227 own some china


228 break a leg


229 suffer


230 take laughing gas


231 master the ability to blow a balloon


232 bowl


234 type without looking


235 write a very sweet sms and send it to some unknown number-sign it babeh ku.


236 know enuff chinese to know ur being insulted


237 be the enemy of the state


238 follow an actor's life story for 3 months without stopping


239 stalk some1


240 eat cotton candy


241 go to the mall but stay away from air con areas


242 lie to urself about something


243 realise that apple products arent that good after all


244 insult F1 in front of others but watch it anyway


245 press shift 3 times in a windows 98 computer


246 undergo program nilam in secondary school


247 smile at strangers


248 show all


249 hang out with a hobo


250 put eye makeup


251 pose


252 choose the wrong choice


253 dont worry


254 edit some1's face


255 dont contact some1 for 3 years


256 hug some1 u dont hug


257 feint surprise


258 wrap a present


259 play with a shopping cart


260 grow a goatee.


261 know that its not worth it


262 be a minority


263 limbo


264 typewithoutusingthespacebarjusttoannoypeople


265 appreciate the effort of others


266 be impressed with shiny things


267 talk with a british accent the whole day-if some1 asks, reply them in madeup japenese


268 respect the young


269 speak




270 stop and stare


271 be 3 doors down


272 laugh at smth thats not funny


273 give face


274 study larh


275 show people the thumbs up sign for no reason


276 check it out


277 console some1


278 grunt


279 feel uneasy


280 hang up


281 dont stare


282 know ur limit


283 brush ur teeth


284 tie some1's tie badly


285 laugh at some1's badly tied tie


286 punch kuin


287 come to terms with urself


288 play poker online


289 chill


290 give unecessary ratings


291 push up


292 floss


293 watch top gun


294 listen to benjin rant about his constipation problems


295 feel sorry for benjin


296 sit in the back of Rao's jurassic park


297 call everyone Broseph


298 stare in rage at everyone for 1 day


299 get Jane to hug you


300 wear a domo on your head


301 bounce like your ass had the hiccups


302 bribe a fat policeman


303 drink mushroom soup through a straw


304 moon someone from a car


305 masturbate with a beer bottle


306 rape a cat with a penguin


307 drink tequila through the nostrils


308 spend a night in jail for bribing Bill Gates


309 give Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick


310 Ask a girl for a discount


311 Mistake water with thinner and live to tell the tale


312 Swim in the ocean with ur gf/bf and make out


313 Persuade Mak to get a blog (end of the world)


314 Buy Gabriel lunch


315 Tie Gabriel's shoelace


316 be a porn director.
317 blow your entire savings on instant noodle.
318 do nude photography in a darkroom.
319 smash an instrument.
320 trip over suyee claiming you didnt see her.
321 stalk someone's mother.
322 hack into the pentagon.
323 touch a random hot girl inappropriately from the back and claim that u tot it was ur gf.
324 stalk a french girl for more than 3 hours in a wax museum.
325 paint a self-potrait ala simpson style.
326 wash ur favourite shirt with bleach.
327 be a rastafarian for a day.
328 get caller thru to radio, and when ur on, scream "call the ambulance, imma givebirth".drama.
329 spread rumours of urself.
330 eat french food using chopstick.
331 get one of ur feet stuck between the sofa cushion.
332 slap a monkey.
333 crash a party and vomit on ppl.
334 shoot a cow.
335 try brewing beer at home.
336 hang elmo.
337 fly first class and wear ur stinkiest pair of shoes.
338 drive a kancil and race with a ferrari.
339 attack bodyshop.
340 hire a midget butler.
341 microwave an egg.whole egg.
342 fart in the car while fetching ur beloved.
343 steal ramly burgers.
345 deliberately mess up someone's room just to record their reaction on cam.
346 superglue someone's fingers together when they're asleep.
347 push other ppl away on a dancefloor.
348 get diarrhea and try to hold it as long as you can.
349 turbo blast a litter of kittens with the garden hose.
350 spray shieldtox right in an iguana's face and watch it petrify.
351 harvest kidneys.
352 sell water, when everyone's drunk and think they are buying vodka.
353 hold up ur middle finger for a day and claim its athritis.
354 bungee jump from cn tower.
356 convince *z** to help u smuggle drug in airport using her *****.
357 scream "but obama's freaking black" in the midst of a negro crowd.
358 smash someone's house and leave a sorry note, saying its the wrong house.
359 sabotage one of ur fren's wedding.
360 call a random no. up in the middle of the night and demand for phone sex.
361 smudge darlie on a drunkard face and look out for the effect in the morning.
362 help someone else blog.
363 speak malay only when ur feeling dirty.
364 use the orgasm sound as ur ringtone.
365 call someone with a private number and breathe heavily.
366 kill mosquitoes
367 jump on your bed naked
368 take bets on which of your friends get married first
369 be a disappointment in pants
370 argue that you're right even though you're wrong.
371 get drunk before going to class
372 get squished
373 break your nose
374 make a heart out of a $100 bill. never use it even though you're totally broke.
375 make black and mak go clubbing.
376 sing a barney song at the top of your lungs
377 insult man united
378 appreciate the worst boyband in the world
379 try to number this list
380 dress lala-ly
381 superglue someone's finger to the inside of his nose
382 eat laxatives for breakfast
383 fart in a jar and keep it
384 give it to a friend for birthday the next year, claim it's vintage


385 remind others to number their lines.
386 remind again.
387 fucking remember la.bitches.
388 go up to a lecturer of the opposite sex and ask for 'sexy time'
389 call a loved one while zoned out on drugs and alcohol
390 watch aquateens hungerforce colon movie film while drunk and high
391 feed baking soda or panadol to pigeons and see what happens
392 feel bad for killing pigeons
393 leave plenty of sexual connotations in an important essay
394 hit on a random person at a bar and buy them a drink
395 get pregnant/get someone pregnant
396 eat cereal with beer
397 give up on the person you're chasing after and go after someone more realistic
398 insult charmaine
399 go late for class and tell the lecturer "i broke my leg shuffling"
400 get a 6 pack at least once in your life....
401 become barney
402 touch kids while becoming barney
403 become santa claus in a mall and ask kids to sit on ur lap
404 grant the kids wish by touching him
405 microwave an egg
406 laugh like the Joker in Pn Zubaidah's class
407 survive Pn Zubaidah's class with a bottle on the table
408 travel around the world wearing a cardigan
409 become Borat and represent Malaysia in the UN
410 randomly go to Euphoria and say sexy time to a hot girl
411 type the 411th line of 10000 and 1 things to do b4 u die
412 microwave a grape
413 cross dress
414 encourage cannibalism in pets
415 feel bad for the animals involved
416 tie your sister's barbie doll to a firework
417 strip all your sister's barbie dolls and hide the clothes in the oven.
418 walk into a pub full of chelsea supporters and scream "you russian-dependent cunts!"
419 date an MIT student
420 get said MIT student to hack into a building's lighting system for you
421 play tetris with the lighting system
422 get past level 13 in tetris
423 put peanut butter on everything you eat for a week
424 forget
425 go shopping with no money
426 go skinny-dipping
427 watch an eclipse
428 carry a fake sword around and make angry faces at everyone you meet
429 eat sushi
430 cosplay as the cutest anime character you know
431 suck my toe...
432 put a screw in someone's balls
433 ask someone in need of help to beg you for it
434 and say no to that someone after all of his/her efforts begging
435 tell a friend she looks good eventhough you feel like vomitting when looking at her
436 add something to this list that your friend was too weak to add him/herself.
437 vertically challenge a friend everyday for an entire year
438 play with your friend's abs just because you know it turns him on
439 sit next to mak for a year.... and survive

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Monday, January 5, 2009

rubbermaid

eh 2009 d wei, we all getting damn old d. shit wei venki n manu are 20 d.


20....


huahuahaua

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

18 d aiyo aiyo aiyo aiyo.

n venki pointed out i wont even be legal to masuk club when i graduate. = =

aiyo growing up too fast larh. i wan be 7 again larh, then can vomit on teacher n hang out wif ashie boy.

Thursday, January 1, 2009