1 constipate
2 get into a fight
3 convince some1 ur sexy
4 learn to drive
5 cook a decent meal that doesnt contain any can food
6 eat a meal made fully from can food
7 learn to play a musical instrument (at least a chord)
8 swear at some1 higher than u
9 do something crazy without thinking of the consequences
10 be friends with shwu meei n survive it
11 embarrass urself like hell in front of a random group of people, on purpose
12 give wrong directions
13 try to decipher the meaning of your ceiling's patterns
14 own a pointless blog
15 stalk brandon's sister
16 try smoking
17 leave ur toenails to grow for 3 months or longer
18 leave ur hair to grow more than a normal person would
19 get pissed drunk wif ur frens
20 give all the money u have in ur wallet to a beggar. at least once.
21 go 'all in' in a game of poker when have the absolutely freaking worst hand ever
22 sell your shit
23 dress in white and wave at random people from somewhere high up when its really late
24 remember a poem
25 appear on youtube
26 use a corny pickup line on some1 way out of ur league
27 realise that there are people out of ur league
28 compliment some1's cooking eventhough they dont deserve it. at all.
29 swim in the ocean
30 climb a tree
31 throw ur shoe at a coconut in a tree
32 throw a coconut out of a car
33 make an unplanned trip somewhere
34 eat a mouthful of wasabi
35 fail
36 call some1 at 4 in the morning just to talk
37 watch 'world trade center'.
39 appreciate how other shows seem better after watching 'world trade center'
40 grow a plant
41 ask some1 u dunt know wat they think of a current issue. then disagree with everything that person says.
42 go one week without using the word ok/yes/alright
43 get laid
44 more than once
45 run around without your shirt
46 wear glasses (its an experience)
47 wear a suit
48 put salt on a snail
49 read sexy commando manga
50 eat too many panadols at once
51 sound important
52 go to a desert
53 ask a prostitute how much
54 complain too a prostitute she/he costs too much
55 have a friend that is a prostitute
56 enter a marathon
57 push a wheelchair
58 write a story
59 shoot a gun
60 buy a fren something
61 watch a sport professionally played live (pool and lawnbowling does not count)
62 get a tattoo
63 offer good advice
64 know how to buy a watermelon
65 cut some1's hair
66 grow a mustache
67 watch lord of the rings
68 be able to carry on a discussion if some1 talks about greek mythology among hippies
69 hate simple plan
70 know how to tie a tie
71 play halo 3
72 climb a mountain
73 get robbed
74 know at least one thing abt ghandi
75 know where cuba is on the world map
76 try to save the world once in your life
77 volunteer for some charity
78 wear a condom
79 have a beagle
80 have a cat (if u cant have a beagle)
81 take english 102
82 lick my own elbow
83 read sociology journal
84 fill up swimming pool with 100 plus
85 shave mustache
86 buy ferrari and crash it
87 buy mouse
88 sleep in klcc
89 talk with local celebrity
90 buy more kitchen apparatus
91 grow an afro
92 play red alert
93 try to emulate sexy commando
94 do *z**HOHOHOHO
95 eat a big prawn
96 swim across kayu ara river
97 do some bruce lee moves
98 burn down school
99 draw joe duck
100 join american top model
101 learn about the string theorem
102 rob mcdonalds
103 know oh yeah ern
104 buy kfc and eat in mcd
105 call lisa
106 sell dvd
107 grow bacteria
108 donate to bosnia
109 breathe
110 try to seduce mak
111 be careful
112 steal black's ruler
113 scream at a spider like a lil girl
114 shout at random ppl
115 be suspicious to random ppl
116 start a fight with a wrestler
117 laugh at malaysia police
118 paint with my ass
119 be friends with pik yen
120 sing in a stadium
121 write your name with ur left hand
122 go china and act like chinese
123 try to do ur lab report for once
124 go india and act like russel peters
125 go on a vacation with people u dont know
126 watch Nemo
127 scuba dive
128 see black get married
129 tell ppl u scuba dive
130 get drunk in another country
131 dont lie for a week
132 steal a helicopter
133 lie for a week
134 gamble in high stakes poker
135 dont wear a belt with a shirt...after the age of 18
136 act like james bond
137 realise things
138 quit WOW
139 concentrate
140 close an open door
141 learn French
142 sell smth on e bay
143 eat expensive sandwich
144 own a credit card
145 spit on white tigers
146 shave ur head
147 make youtube video
148 know kar wai
149 pray
150 play pick up sticks
151 question some1 forcefully about picking up sticks
152 have a sense of humour
153 question the sense of humour of others
154 escape from jail
155 skip class
156 use all the toilet paper
157 find out Kuin's gpa
158 read wan wei hsiens blog
159 support a football club
160 write benjamin's personal statement
161 customize your settings
162 own an apple something
163 design your own shirt
164 sing ur own version of amazing grace
165 fall
166 shoplift
167 fight over something stupid
168 estimate some1's weight
169 own a scooter
170 ride a bike
171 scoop shit
172 own a red bucket
173 watch fight club
174 talk about the fight club
175 tear a chinese calander up
176 insult canada
177 rhyme
178 bite a wire
179 lick the underside of a bettery
180 write "i cant answer this bcoz of religious reasons" for an answer in an important test
181 overdress
182 use perfume
183 know the difference between cologne and aftershave
184 smell what the rock is cooking
185 tell your parents u have a sad childhood sometimes
186 insult other people's dreams
187 be damn random
188 label some1 something. take the blame for it
189 start a rumour about some1 having crabs
190 send some1 u dont know well off at the airport. pretend to cry
191 refuse something u like
192 chew 3 different flavored sugus at once
193 stare at ppl until they notice
194 endorse something u use (it doesnt have to be good)
195 run for president for smth
196 join a club no1 joins
197 support the underdog
198 care
199 use the f word in 19 different ways
200 find out the meaning of life- memorise it
201 attend a 'how to be rich' talk
202 write somthing in wikipedia
203 read the dictionary
204 stare at some1's ass (by kuin)
205 realise that not many ppl may read tis far but continue anyway
206 tell ppl to shut up
207 tell ppl vertical horizon is emo
208 be underground for a week
209 emulate a penguin
210 tell ppl u enjoy long walks down the beach
211 try to walk down the beach for a long time
212 jog in the morning
213 wake up b4 12
214 wake up after 4
215 wake up at 4
216 go to genting
217 walk along a highway
218 set up a friend with ur other friend. laugh.
219 wear a ridiculous looking sweater
220 own a ridiculous looking sweater
221 grow cells
222 be the solution
223 get married
224 schedule a time u be outraged
225 lie about being sick
226 do something u dont like
227 own some china
228 break a leg
229 suffer
230 take laughing gas
231 master the ability to blow a balloon
232 bowl
234 type without looking
235 write a very sweet sms and send it to some unknown number-sign it babeh ku.
236 know enuff chinese to know ur being insulted
237 be the enemy of the state
238 follow an actor's life story for 3 months without stopping
239 stalk some1
240 eat cotton candy
241 go to the mall but stay away from air con areas
242 lie to urself about something
243 realise that apple products arent that good after all
244 insult F1 in front of others but watch it anyway
245 press shift 3 times in a windows 98 computer
246 undergo program nilam in secondary school
247 smile at strangers
248 show all
249 hang out with a hobo
250 put eye makeup
251 pose
252 choose the wrong choice
253 dont worry
254 edit some1's face
255 dont contact some1 for 3 years
256 hug some1 u dont hug
257 feint surprise
258 wrap a present
259 play with a shopping cart
260 grow a goatee.
261 know that its not worth it
262 be a minority
263 limbo
264 typewithoutusingthespacebarjusttoannoypeople
265 appreciate the effort of others
266 be impressed with shiny things
267 talk with a british accent the whole day-if some1 asks, reply them in madeup japenese
268 respect the young
269 speak
270 stop and stare
271 be 3 doors down
272 laugh at smth thats not funny
273 give face
274 study larh
275 show people the thumbs up sign for no reason
276 check it out
277 console some1
278 grunt
279 feel uneasy
280 hang up
281 dont stare
282 know ur limit
283 brush ur teeth
284 tie some1's tie badly
285 laugh at some1's badly tied tie
286 punch kuin
287 come to terms with urself
288 play poker online
289 chill
290 give unecessary ratings
291 push up
292 floss
293 watch top gun
294 listen to benjin rant about his constipation problems
295 feel sorry for benjin
296 sit in the back of Rao's jurassic park
297 call everyone Broseph
298 stare in rage at everyone for 1 day
299 get Jane to hug you
300 wear a domo on your head
301 bounce like your ass had the hiccups
302 bribe a fat policeman
303 drink mushroom soup through a straw
304 moon someone from a car
305 masturbate with a beer bottle
306 rape a cat with a penguin
307 drink tequila through the nostrils
308 spend a night in jail for bribing Bill Gates
309 give Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick
310 Ask a girl for a discount
311 Mistake water with thinner and live to tell the tale
312 Swim in the ocean with ur gf/bf and make out
313 Persuade Mak to get a blog (end of the world)
314 Buy Gabriel lunch
315 Tie Gabriel's shoelace
316 be a porn director.
317 blow your entire savings on instant noodle.
318 do nude photography in a darkroom.
319 smash an instrument.
320 trip over suyee claiming you didnt see her.
321 stalk someone's mother.
322 hack into the pentagon.
323 touch a random hot girl inappropriately from the back and claim that u tot it was ur gf.
324 stalk a french girl for more than 3 hours in a wax museum.
325 paint a self-potrait ala simpson style.
326 wash ur favourite shirt with bleach.
327 be a rastafarian for a day.
328 get caller thru to radio, and when ur on, scream "call the ambulance, imma givebirth".drama.
329 spread rumours of urself.
330 eat french food using chopstick.
331 get one of ur feet stuck between the sofa cushion.
332 slap a monkey.
333 crash a party and vomit on ppl.
334 shoot a cow.
335 try brewing beer at home.
336 hang elmo.
337 fly first class and wear ur stinkiest pair of shoes.
338 drive a kancil and race with a ferrari.
339 attack bodyshop.
340 hire a midget butler.
341 microwave an egg.whole egg.
342 fart in the car while fetching ur beloved.
343 steal ramly burgers.
345 deliberately mess up someone's room just to record their reaction on cam.
346 superglue someone's fingers together when they're asleep.
347 push other ppl away on a dancefloor.
348 get diarrhea and try to hold it as long as you can.
349 turbo blast a litter of kittens with the garden hose.
350 spray shieldtox right in an iguana's face and watch it petrify.
351 harvest kidneys.
352 sell water, when everyone's drunk and think they are buying vodka.
353 hold up ur middle finger for a day and claim its athritis.
354 bungee jump from cn tower.
356 convince *z** to help u smuggle drug in airport using her *****.
357 scream "but obama's freaking black" in the midst of a negro crowd.
358 smash someone's house and leave a sorry note, saying its the wrong house.
359 sabotage one of ur fren's wedding.
360 call a random no. up in the middle of the night and demand for phone sex.
361 smudge darlie on a drunkard face and look out for the effect in the morning.
362 help someone else blog.
363 speak malay only when ur feeling dirty.
364 use the orgasm sound as ur ringtone.
365 call someone with a private number and breathe heavily.
366 kill mosquitoes
367 jump on your bed naked
368 take bets on which of your friends get married first
369 be a disappointment in pants
370 argue that you're right even though you're wrong.
371 get drunk before going to class
372 get squished
373 break your nose
374 make a heart out of a $100 bill. never use it even though you're totally broke.
375 make black and mak go clubbing.
376 sing a barney song at the top of your lungs
377 insult man united
378 appreciate the worst boyband in the world
379 try to number this list
380 dress lala-ly
381 superglue someone's finger to the inside of his nose
382 eat laxatives for breakfast
383 fart in a jar and keep it
384 give it to a friend for birthday the next year, claim it's vintage
385 remind others to number their lines.
386 remind again.
387 fucking remember la.bitches.
388 go up to a lecturer of the opposite sex and ask for 'sexy time'
389 call a loved one while zoned out on drugs and alcohol
390 watch aquateens hungerforce colon movie film while drunk and high
391 feed baking soda or panadol to pigeons and see what happens
392 feel bad for killing pigeons
393 leave plenty of sexual connotations in an important essay
394 hit on a random person at a bar and buy them a drink
395 get pregnant/get someone pregnant
396 eat cereal with beer
397 give up on the person you're chasing after and go after someone more realistic
398 insult charmaine
399 go late for class and tell the lecturer "i broke my leg shuffling"
400 get a 6 pack at least once in your life....
401 become barney
402 touch kids while becoming barney
403 become santa claus in a mall and ask kids to sit on ur lap
404 grant the kids wish by touching him
405 microwave an egg
406 laugh like the Joker in Pn Zubaidah's class
407 survive Pn Zubaidah's class with a bottle on the table
408 travel around the world wearing a cardigan
409 become Borat and represent Malaysia in the UN
410 randomly go to Euphoria and say sexy time to a hot girl
411 type the 411th line of 10000 and 1 things to do b4 u die
412 microwave a grape
413 cross dress
414 encourage cannibalism in pets
415 feel bad for the animals involved
416 tie your sister's barbie doll to a firework
417 strip all your sister's barbie dolls and hide the clothes in the oven.
418 walk into a pub full of chelsea supporters and scream "you russian-dependent cunts!"
419 date an MIT student
420 get said MIT student to hack into a building's lighting system for you
421 play tetris with the lighting system
422 get past level 13 in tetris
423 put peanut butter on everything you eat for a week
424 forget
425 go shopping with no money
426 go skinny-dipping
427 watch an eclipse
428 carry a fake sword around and make angry faces at everyone you meet
429 eat sushi
430 cosplay as the cutest anime character you know
431 suck my toe...
432 put a screw in someone's balls
433 ask someone in need of help to beg you for it
434 and say no to that someone after all of his/her efforts begging
435 tell a friend she looks good eventhough you feel like vomitting when looking at her
436 add something to this list that your friend was too weak to add him/herself.
437 vertically challenge a friend everyday for an entire year
438 play with your friend's abs just because you know it turns him on
439 sit next to mak for a year.... and survive
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