20-09 69

omfg mak write my title

team of invisible ninjas or portable webcam?

firstly, happy bday to su yee. hohohohoho

my brothers coming back today. he supposed be back d but he miss flight yesterday.then got drama.

this holidays have been super unproductive and thats js great ohohohohoho

balls
stop the madness.

Ah, Help me people

I had a talk with my mom about my kindergarden days, and we talked about this girl named Jade. She is probably the only memory I have of my kindergarden days.

The thing I remember most is that she gave me a keychain of some pig that moves.

So this hols im kinda bored, and my mom tells me she actually has the pic of her, (partial pics) I thought wouldent it be great if I somehow got to meet her again =D

We were in Q-dees Taman Tun in the year 1996 or 1997. after we left we lost contact. of course larh small kid right. but i js wanna ask u people to help me spread the onli 2 pics i have of her, maybe some1 would recognise her eh.
that would be me, and her behind me. lol damn unclear
The woman in sunglasses is her mom :| if that helps lar in some way.

btw that time every1 knew me as jonathan O:

finished

habis finals d. 1 more sem 2 go lor. but now can hols for awhile buahaha.

abt time lar damn sick of tis sem d. i did the most O: ting i ever did in my life tis sem.

and nid start all the uni applications d. urgh...

then my brother coming back in 2 weeks time.

and i shud be going usa next year May that time to attend brother's convo. then stay there until uni starts.

finals was quite sien, stil got moral larh actually but screw that larh. i tink i still going college tmr js to rot. ping pong in eca = = lol

bu right now its js fun to stone :|

went ou wif manu sonul girl and js walk around aimlessly insulting each ot her n everything for fun.

o yea, in the physics test, i supposed to count how far the bear had to walk across a 6 m pole for the string to break. i counted he wuld walk 349m b4 it broke. so yea go figure. fking bear.

hueyren says:
what bear is that
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
gay bear
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
hohohoh

so yeah hueyren if u read tis, thats the truth.

eugene leaving?

- says:
tits

- just sent you a nudge

Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
where
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
tits
- says:
on me
- says:
ohh...oh...oh.......oohhhh...
- says:
safe sex
- says:
use condoms
- says:
homo sex

You have just sent a nudge.

Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
im
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
putting
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
tis
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
on
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
my
Mr. Smiley wasagunargamlima says:
blog

- is some1 u all know. AHAHAHAH

georgia aquarium

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its been so long tht i nvr log in that i almost forgot my password also = = college life tis sem is really ..not that fun in some ways. my schedule js throws me into some crazed calculating life. except tuesdays n thursday. huahua. above is the pic of us at hallowin. if u see the guy in the blue mask. thats kar wai.

probably the group of ppl i hangout wif in college lar. aside kuin arn n rao *huever else i forgot aler*dont ask wth m i. i js stole fiona's shirt n jane drew a fish on my eye. = =
arsenal won man utd 2-1. HUAHUA. nvm

let me see wat has happened tis sem. student council failed attempts for events, economania, epic fail calculus classes, waking up 5 saturdays in a row to do some stupid tings, named my futsal team "Karwai's sticks and the 3 indians" and got anal raped in the quarters. some other random shit lar. forgot d.

bunch of zweehos
o yea my frens celebrated my bday tis year by bringing me to some steamboat place. it was funny coz supposed to be a surprise party but then they were all suspicious and all. then when i got down from the car,my fren's celica drove by me. = =" and its not hard to recognise coz not many celicas have website advertistments on their ass. then i got drunk on onli two random beers. causing me to outrage the modesty of some poor lamp at a mamak.

i finalyl got toefl over with, supposed to start applying for unis d but damn bloody lazy larh. oh and apparently im underaged to have trials at celebrity fitness. but old enuff to join. figure that shit out larh. o yea the SAM ppl are done wif their program. no more kahmun or sachi or virgin melvin or kahshins d. zomgwtfbbqs

o yea we also celebrated arn' bday in sept. lol two months ago la screw it larh say onli. we went to suyees apartment i tink. and yea proceeded to throw ppl in the pool. then got laiwah's bday..30th at yeelians house. that was fun. although it was kinda weird coz damn segregated the groups. her frens were in the garden and we were jacking near the house or someting. also forgot d ><o yea we also celebrated yeelians bday at bbq plaza. the way she nearly got her face into the cake was damn fun. but mostly that day i was stoning larh. :| not really sure wat happened . tis the onli foto i got of that night. then we went to blacks house n lost money to him in mahjong = =
nah end wif jasons picture orgasming larh/ why the hell is my words in blue again

group of asses 2007

asses

ramboupurass

omg mak join gym. arnold also. radio ass is an ass. hohohoohho

i finally update becoz i wanted update class blog and i finally was pro enuff to type in the password.

yea thts abt it. i nid to drop off timber

gatsby

im taking my toefl test in penang on my bday. = =" lol

espn 2008.

lately, jebat has been absent most of the time. so we decided. who shall be the next e.

it was between

yishen

wan li

munkit

and that red shit that sherrin bot.

either that we can all remember all the good times jebat has been wif us and wait for his return.

espn 2008.

LOL.

leongyewweng

hoHOHOHOHOhohohoho

Recipe for milk and walnuts.
1. crush walnuts on table.
2. pour milk on walnuts.
3. serve cold

Recipe for pig and walnuts.
1. kill pig
2. cook dead pig
3. sprinkle walnuts on pig carcass

LOL I LOVE DILBERT.
= =
if people starve in africa, they shud move to france

fuxuans tag

wel tis is fuxuans tag

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to every question.
4. With the answers, comment on how it relates to the question.

i failed at number 1.

it cant shuffle. neither can i. hohoho joke. wtf.

anyways i wuld know the answer anyways.

it wil be falloutboy, then some phil collins shit. then 2 beatles songs. then whitney houston or someting. then that band which sang 1985 i cant rememebr FOMGG BOWLING FOR SOUP.

my dashboard looks funny

third sem started

akmal cut his hair

lee chong wei lost

well, he did make the chinese proud. hohohoho

today there was some fella outside my house whacking my gate and screaming hello while ringing doorbell. due to fear in my pants i did not go out and swear at him. so i js let him be. but then after awhile i raelised my mom was out there and wat if hes camping outside my gate. so i took a golf stick and walked out. i tink i scared the nst man hu collects fees quite alot = =

soverienitniy

after watchin 21, twice. i begin to tink. Since counting cards is like, knowing wat cards is left in the deck, how come the dealer nvr gets to win? since its like normal probability of wat cards every1 gets. yet the main actor wins all the time.

I HAVE A DICE SHAPE LIGHTER :D

vegas

first of all, zweeho's cd sucks. SUCKS.

salabi.

yea thts abt it lar im sleepy larh

olympics

this is my first time blogging. and i dunno what to write.

this post has nothing to do with the olympics. i dint watch it. blueserver is dead and there is nothing to on a saturday night.

zwee ho is gay. i always wanted to say this on a blog but i dont have one. so this is my opportunity. HOHOHHO. erm, i want to go watch movies but all my friends watched all the movies already.

seriously, there is not much to write on a blog. thats why i dont have one.

god bless china. this is getting gay so im not gonna write anymore.

written by leoj who has a crush on zwee ho.

Learn how to blog mobile-y!

FIRST HAVE A MOBILE FONE! THEN U ARE ALL SET! :D :D : D

why do u keep calling me jill? well no, not really

how to rob a bank

first off. dead blogs are sexy.

and i just called sup sup boy a cucumber potato produce someting

HAHA JEBAT IN ZWEES POST

.. ==

my fifa disk dont work.

i walked around ou yesterday to buy fifa. but all dvd rom. D:

actually my cd writer also stopped working d.

its been hols for one week d.

quite bosan. every1 got college or out of reach. so i just sit at home and stone.

like gabriel.. hu is going avril concert HOHO!

...... that was uncalled for

joel is back. means duck is back D: !!!!! and pro celebrations huahua
so much inside joke

OMG ITS 888 TODAY

:D

olimpik. oh yea i tink i failed my lan. HAHA

HU THE HELL KNOWS WHETHER ARTIKEL 153 OR 153 (1) IS THE ONE WHICH ASK AGONG TAKE CARE OF SARAWAKIANS

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yesterday i walked in the rain with newspaper above my head. i like pork mee in subang

pandramutek

ihave 2 week pass to fitness first for 2 but i damn lazy to find ppl to give to. HU WAN. CONDITION IS MUST SEND ME THERE. i not sure wheres that also, curve i tink. perth. *snort*

D: might go langkawi. MIGHT OMFG I DUNO IF WAN GOLARH. goleos. wan to go but damn sien also. coz ppl wil berkomplain. complain complain. HOHOHOHO ANWAR. dunwan say anyting larh. = = so complicated.

huahua. i dont know why i have an osim massage tingi in front of my dvd when all it does is cause pain and broken childhoods.

turning my head up and down turning tunrin tunring turnign around and all i can see , jebat screw u.

finals is next week and im wearing black long sleeved shirt in front of my com next to window with lights off acting all batman WOOO

shengjun is the dark knight

lets put a smile in my pants larh

revival in my pants larh

ok larh i update tis blog lar wth. duno since when update larh check last post larh wth
ok erh i m doing this in ipoh wif super pro connection speed and yeng ass com. wooo
= =

erhm.. this semester is gonna end. im happy coz it sucked bad. very the stress. then hols. hope to go to langkawi or smth... got new catch line or smth. every ting end with in my pants. which is kinda fun

i been sleeping in the bus every morning which is my only survival for maths class. which i fight with ben jin every morning also. that idiot = =

my cousin from usa is here watching me write my blog. aiyo soo the annoying larh!!!! kanasai

ok i m here also bcoz fux tagged me..in my pants

suyee tagged me b4 tis but dint wan do her one coz so emo onli

all abt virginity and marriage and http://randomlypurple.blogspot.com


so i shall do fuxuans tag. woo...~



1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:
...wtf..


2. A place you'd like to travel to:
3. Your favorite place:

4. Your favorite food:

5. Your favorite pet:

6. favourite color combination:

7.favourite piece of clothing:

same as fuxuan larh! sien google d

8. favorite all time song:

9.favorite tv show

skip 10!

11. the town which u live in
map to ttdi hohoohoh
12. your screen nickname
brown bear

13. your first job
washing parents car = =

14. your dream job

15. a bad habit u have

16. your worst fear

i shivered looking for tis = =

17. the one thing you'd like to do before you die

LOL wordplay.

i tag borat, family guy producer, guy who created archie comics, my left toe, dreamy man by the sidewalk, a walrus.

college life larh

eh damn lazy blog d larh

so virgin somemroe now college

next week 3 tests

calculus is some cibai virgin raisin filled wire extension

ZZZZZZZZ

jackjackjackjackjackjackjackjackjackjackjackjackjackjack

vote ubuntu for student council

WOO

cant wait for next week be over

stupid history

STUPID CHEMISTRY

ok lar chem not bad

farn

=D

got nice ppl there

hohohohohoho

colby o donnis larh

tis is for global warming

HEHHEHEHEHAHEHAHEAHEHAHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEAHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
























































*giggles*








HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH..

WTF.

lacking

i have no dinner.

again

= =

ishud order pizza but i dunwan waste money

so have to wait for joseph dan geng to finish then onli can eat

n now giap cant go jimwif us to act pro

like dem emos onli

45

well tralala la dee do = =

yesterdays. went out wif wan mei and geng. and gabriel

o ya gabriel sodomised arnold in a dream

.......

.....................................................................

so yea there goes arnold's virginity..

o yea zwee passed lan studies. BUNCH OF LIES woo suresh

o yea gabriel tagged me or smth

Alright Gabriel, What would you do if you had gun?
D:

What were you doing 10 years ago?
play long galah in recess
get scolded by cikgu zainuddin
wanted to skip wednesday coz got 3 periods of bm and have to see pn aeishah hu called me smelly coz i was chinese
..being raciallyabused.
mix wif singh boy ashdave =D

What will you do with a billion dollars?
buy will ferrell

What is a bitch?
suresh. and weiming for good measure

Who the jack will you tag?
my balls

today duno how angie car and angie me managed to install dota in com onli. play in librayr..then so cool like college ppl playing dota in college library... ._.

i shall follow gabriels blog

^^ One day a man walked by,
His friends were there and with a sigh,
He said hello but they ignore,
Making him wish he was with Demi Moore.
For lack of attention was his greatest pain,
And suicide thoughts drove him insane.
With a whip and chair he went upstairs,
and bcame indiana jones.


*inside joke*

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

old man wif whip running thru forest in torn clothes.

LOL

D:

tis is like dam cool onli..

..:S

curtain larh

rihanna song quite nice..someting abt bow

i dunt like chem 2 larh

i really dunt like speech. coz gonna be stres.

hohoho

went cyber wif giap and zwee ho.

edwins

weimings

woo

#

terminator 2 is kinda racist rite.. its like theres no black guys..all the cops are kinda white.

then the hero is white

the guy hu kills alot of ppl wif shot gun and knifey hands is white

and the only black guy is like the fella hus responsible for the death of 3 billion ppl or someting

anyways new sem..alike damn stress onli coz all the subjects wanna take all ful.

then nid take 2 impossibly hard tings in short sem.

like 10 speech in 11 weeks kinda tings.

rage

saturday

listen to chris rock on gun control

lol

jack

such prestigeious.

went to some art exhibition at midvalley then got one academy stuff and shit

can pet dog

can look at painting

paitning so yeng

like real ppl.

its like so real it cant be real

can see sexy model pose

wooo

sexy model

then can sketch her

lots of books and pokemon balls

bo

i js tot of the show wtc

john

will

*screams*

repeat 30000 times.

shows over.

some ppl cry


im still not sure who is neyo in step up

i mean stomp the yard

cna

i watched iron man for 2nd time today and fell asleep halfway.

then went hospital see jimay sister if shes ok. which she is larh actually

i js played wif the balls of black's mouse and blowed it

god dat sounds damn bloody wrong

i took out the ball of the damn mouse and blow inside the whole

that stil sounds wrong

I BLOWED THE MOUSE AFTER I TOOK ITS BALL OUT

im js gonna stop here.wat blacks mouse wuld look like in a drawing. why the hell is my words in blue and underlined

haiku part 2.

eskimojoy.
plays the toy
beans of soy.

!

yesterday (2days ago = =) stayed at blacks hse. then play cs wif duno how many bots which was setted to knife onli. we damn lifeless seriously = ="

that day. when jason arn and i went taylors. we ate buns.

erhm...then that day went out wif dinesh and steph to curve. ate italianes. we made dinesh eat beef.

thats right

dinesh ate beef.

lol.

i nid to get my lifestyle back on track D: everyday sleeping later than hell. roar

happy birthday sherin with two r's whose bday was *checks time* two days ago

happy bday mel whose bday was yesterday.

yesterday * i will js refer it to today, less stress*

today was interesting. blacks rooms curtains is insane coz it makes 12 oclock look like 6 o clock sun
then woke up and ate nasi lemak cooked by blacks relatives. the relatives got tis damn cute dog which looks like a fat white sausage wif fur when looked from top..

then black drive volvo send me back. black skin guy wif black sunglasses wearing singlet and gold chain. scare ppl onli

then erhm..went ou to see mel. and wish her happy birthday with kahmun arnold jason chris kuin etc...

after that nid to talk mel back to hse in bu2 or smth. got someting abt green balloon but i forgot d

i forgot wat happened next but i watched ironman with weiping and then ate cheese rice wif beef....beef...

then i ask jc send me back home. which was bastardiied but i paid him back so yea

thne had to go clean up whole hse D: n now its 2.12am. wif no mroe clothes in the living room.

chew wants me to sell electric guitar to him. but sked charge too much. so shud charge less. but then duno if parents saokao my ass or somting. CHEW DO U WAN THE AMP ALSO.

o yea i cooked mushroom soup at 1.30 and then drank it. blow by blow commentary larh. and i drank coke. which is why i cant sleep now probably. but got westlife on tv

i forgot wat caryn said to me today on msn but it was disturbing. so noting new there larh

liverpool won mc 1-0 or someting maybe it was 2-0...

foh

last night i was in arnolds hse. then saw cod4 O_O until 2 or someting

then today have to wake up early. like 10.30. ended up waking up at 11 sumting or wtv larh forgot d

then ate roti canai and went to taylors. using arnolds car on his excuse to his mom. going centre point. = ="

then we cyber and met other ppl. suyee and mak and i forgot hu d

then melvin had some encounter with stalker or I CANT REMMEBER

after eating a donut i reached home and slept on my clothes on the floor. and then here i m. bye.

rootbeer+water

i just finished mopping the whole hse but the kitchen
coz no1 goes to the kitchen = =
jia asked me go futsal to fight some random ppl which he seems to hate alot

ihaveno transport

o yea i slept at 9am tis morning
...
after every1 left lar

then woke up abt 3.30 or 4 or something

jason ask go watch lelaki besi but i said i was tired. but now i wan go watch. but i cant find my fone to call jc.

jc penny larh

423

since parents left to italy
1st day chilling wif joseph in his hse and play games = =" until 5 someting
2nd day same ting..but at least more sleep
3rd day leongyewweng n zwee came over and we watche d saw2. scary and shit larh. then watch scary movie. shit larh.
today 4th day. got giap black chris arn rao weijins zwee fux headache canot remember hu else d its 6.14 am and im still up. dulan*

liverpool lost

o wel.

cibai.

!

caryn has blog. woo..

family guy is on tv. in malaysia D:

theres lots of soft drinks around my hse now. i tink thers a vanilla coke bottle behind my com but im scared to check. thers a bunch of delirious ppl going insane wif mahjung in my room. arn black sleeping together. i tink zwee is watching some obscene tings in other room. leongyewweng is probably playing kingdom hearts 3 or 4

i tink today is thursday. but im not sure

sasserfrest

having finals for first sem d. chem and maths is over and now engineering left.

engineering is fun. we can go announce to ppl that we are engineers. then we will seem that we are important. woah

unfortunately..i have to stardy statistics. which is like opening salsa bottle with bare hands.

so therfore hereafter...im taking chem2 calc 2 and speech nex sem. but mr kream. my engr teecher is teechin it so i dun tink i wil take chem 2 d

i heard calc 2 is gay and speech we nid to wear fancy shirts to skool *oooo* WTF LINEAR REGRESSION?

scoot scoot scoot...~~

uhm gabriel went to semenyih or sembilan or 69 or something like that already

poor gabriel

with his big bags

TT

and caryn went to somewhere away where she stil on msn and talk nonsense with me abt eye candy. horny ass.

and shwu is still the same. thats right.

uhm college life is like going to college..stone in class..pool after class.. if with chinaman then he wuld be going on abt how he wuld screw any girl that walk past by..

english class is over

WOOO)($&!@(^$@!()%^!@*#!@)_%$&@!($^@!($^!@)#&@)!@

i doutb i wil get a good grade.

manu rao has tis fancy book which we rite tings in it and draw pictures of bunnies and ppl having flue so that we can mail it to tis girl in germany or poland or something buts hes from japan wow tis is a really long sentence but i iwll just go on ok so yeah we are gonna send it to her but i nvr met her b4 but i saw her arms and its larger than mine. D:

rage fills my soul larh

liverpool vs chelsea tonite duno whether shud watch or not. grarh...

i retook test 1 of engr that day and my result increased by 3 percent

so thats.. 3/100 * 15marks.. about..934 marks weightage around there larh :|
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gromits

i tink arsenal players must be damn sick of liverpool players and vice versa right

3 games see same faces. sien like hell

eboue looks like kanye west

voronin looks like some virgin convict larh

and pennant looked like he conteng his arm b4 he went onto the field

hallmark is annoying ><

english is annoying. its really really annoying. and its 101. and i have to take 102 sooner or later.

which is annoying. melody fair wont u comb ur hair.

fuxuan

THANK YOU FOR THE PARTY. U BEEN A GREAT HOST.

heres a bunch of random pictures