richard simmons

well today we had chem test.

waw.

n.

fisherman's frienddd

-apm

random quotes

I love humanity but I hate people.

A little more matriarchy is what the world needs, and I know it. Period. Paragraph.

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. <== this was by chinese ppl. go figure.

I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. ????????????

now a bunch of random questions
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do penguins have knees?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

U know what. We lack kidneys. if every1 had more kidneys then no one would suffer from poverty.

counting crows

well today, ben jin asked benjamin to mate with tuesday. so benjamin thought if u mate with the day. there would be another day. as tuesday would be pregnant. wtf?

kahshin

Lee Kah Shin.

She damn horny.


LOL

NAH UPDATE D LOL

ninja returns = =

bday bday

o and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NICHOLAS FONG AND SAACHI sorry larh sachi i duno if ur name got one or 2 a's lol =.=''

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sien.

i dunt like cny.

aunties come and stare at me coz i nvr call them

I MEAN SUE ME LARH HOW I REMEMBER UR NAMES LARH I SEE U ONCE A YEAR LARH

zz........

then give angpau, say tq in english

give me look somemore. coz duno chinese

then grandma force me say tings in chinese. i say like an idiot

then every1 laugh

tulan

cibai.

tulantulantulan

somemroe stay so long there. mom wan to say random chinese words to every1 or sumting. zz

now going to ipoh. bad internet connection. >< at least got gambling larh. mah jong

its stupid that i dunt know how to say "i wanna go to the toilet" in chinese but know how to play mahjong.

wor oi ke chi sor? i bet if i say it it will bcome like "ur potato is weaker than my slippers young grasshopper" or someting along that line..

garpu. its a really funny word. try saying it over and over again.

my pikachu looks like garfield. screw u all hohohohho

i like christmas more. that way i dunt have to face chinese speaking ppl. and then i no nid paiseh dunt know chinese hohoho.

im wearing gloves now.

and this is fuxuan.

3-0

i drew pikachu at 3.00 am larh wtf

mas

omg chinese new year is here O:

holidays larh for one week. then duno how many saturdays i have to go back to college to see borat and frens.

im trying to install fifa now. but now my msn is hanged and so is my fifa setup and my limewire is lagging.

buahahahahahahah SCREW THIS LARH

anger going upstairs. one day im gonna bring a penknife to college and stab 'some1' in the neck... repeatedly.

hanging out with some ppl in college makes u learn things and stuff that u nvr knew before. for exp, the hulk. when he grows big and angry all his shirt tear except for his pants. this is due to his small LOL

.....i wil stop that statement bcoz if caryn reads this she will probably get horny and bad things will happen

itsbeen raining alot these days

OMG HUEYREN I FORGOT TO WISH U HAPPY BIRTHDAY on the blog o well happy birthday hueyren. whos birthday was yesterday

SHIT I DUNT HAVE HER PIC.so i m just gonna put tis pic of 2 guys kissing.
ping ciaoed back to aus d. so did wai choong and yun soon. joel is probably gonna leave soon

toasters.

omg the fifa cant be installed. why dont i just grow up and stop playing games? you virgin.

sachi is now apples. i dont have sachi's picture anyways. if u dont noe sachi. then yea. i dint noe laiwah was clarys. im not even sure how to pronounce clarys. honk.

D:<

normal time lar.

today i woke up at 11 with a headache, played futsal, slept til 5 someting, then ate my dinner. now im probably gonna go to curve and use the toilet there.

o where o where can my baby be
the lord took her away from me