Monday, February 18, 2008

fisherman's frienddd

-apm

random quotes

I love humanity but I hate people.

A little more matriarchy is what the world needs, and I know it. Period. Paragraph.

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. <== this was by chinese ppl. go figure.

I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. ????????????

now a bunch of random questions
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do penguins have knees?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

U know what. We lack kidneys. if every1 had more kidneys then no one would suffer from poverty.

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