abt steph

This post is abt steph.

its written in honour coz she wrote her number of my hand :O *eventhough she also wrote on yewweng's hand it dint count cause she wrote on mine first :|*

yeah so steph is this girl in my class. she sits sumwhere in front, infront of kelvin ang i think :| anyways, she's a cheerleader..ooooooo O_O

*she's the one jumping and shouting. lol.

steph is nice. and always offers to buy me lunch when i compliment her. although i havent got anything yet...but stil :| van doesnt buy me lunch now does she...but then again i dunt compliment her lar.

nicklaus is gay.

sometimes. steph gets random and tells me good things. like today, when she said i look better than thousands of people O_O all those years of waiting finally paid off :| *steph is the girl in the picture.


*this isnt steph but i put it here coz it looks yeng.

im pretty sure thats steph in the picture.

Deduksinya, well yeah steph is a nice person to know..i dunt regret knowing her. i kinda regret knowing shwu meei but i will save that for another blog. *im so dead.* although sometimes she still scares me a little, i will remember steph till the end of this year. after that see lar.



*kelvin chew.

..........

i have skool tmr...which is really depressing, since it follows thursday schedule. to add salt to pepper, its like potong stim coz it was actually supposed to be friday schedule. friday= arguing wif almost every teacher hu asks us to get back to class eventhough we want futbal.

so im not going.

and i wasted 4 bucks of my credit to tell ppl im not going.

but the point is. i realised sumting. people like blogs that are filled with pictures and random tings that u can press.

morebuttons= more likeable. and they really like tings that ask u whether u are a male or a female.

and then while writing tis i m watching tokyo drift. but i dunt really get it. a group of japanese ppl standing a group shouting at their mobile fones.

lol.

im not sure what happened at the end. some japanese guy fell off a cliff. then vin diesel comes out. ahahahahhah

i ate potatoes and pork for dinner.

then in skool today my mod maths teacher got angry at us. she threaten to minus our marks or sumting because she lost her triangle ruler tingi.

the post hardly makes any sense but so wat. its better than reading the back of my toothpaste




so like these are some ppl from my class. i tink they wont be very happy i put their pic here.

from left to right, mofo, lala mofo, smart-but-act-pro-but-is-actualy-noob-and-always-lanxi-me mofo, st john mofo. lol

gg.

ESPN

established in 2006. espn stands for emo sas pukcus ninja. 4 lifeless mofos in form 5 dj.

Emo
also known as jebat arjuan kee jia liang. labeled emo because of constant depression over many things:
1. chicks.
2. everything else.




*not jebat*



*jebat emoing. as usual

facts of emo
*noob pengawas
*often have dispute with pukcus
*overly dramatic
*listens to emo music
*does not rhyme wif sardine
*once kicked out of paperminton club. emoed for 2 days.
*will probably emo once he reads this.

Prediction for the future: LOL

Sas
widely argued as the saviour of mankind/ superiorly macho/sas is always abused in school for being fat, not sexy enough, and extremely single. blind fools..



*sas today.

the origins of sas is widely argued to have been originated from the mortal sacrifice of 9000 koreans to oppose the God Zeus after their chief suffered from severe constipation. it was not meant to be as sas does not serve koreans. have been seen to ask philip to eat his tits.

for more infomation of sas. refer to tenacious D's spiderman. the first song ever wrote on sas.
others include: stairway to heaven, hotel california, and umbrella.

sas's superior shoulder. said to be able to crush new york.

Prediction for future: to appear in the May Lee show.

Pukcus
pukcus, also known as leong yewweng, the leo club president of smkdj. his life is leo. even his name is leo. he is leo. his horoscope, however betrays him, as he is a..the one that's in december.
labeled pukcus because suckup became too stereotype. leong yew weng has been known to be loved by every teacher...been publicly shown sucking up in the leo candid picture. a very noob president but somehow won best president. made a claim on 17/7/07 that he did not sleep with his secretary.

What leong yew weng says:
"hi teacher!" "teacher sangat cantik hari ini" "SHUT UP SAS!" "hehe kah shin/almost every other girl in class would you go on a date with me.. (no)"



*pukcus, leos. acting pro. omg damn act pro. garH!

Prediction for the future: dead before 1998

Ninja
also known as zwee ho. orangebunny. danny <-- lol. probably the most wanted by ladies for a sexy time. the named ones shall not be placed here due to my own safety in school. he likes to draw random pictures of optimus prime and jogs at 6.00 am. crazy prick. sings chinese songs to woo girls O_o



If ninja was a pokemon, he would not be an ex one...

Predictions for the future: Would not make a good rapper.

Not many pictures can be uploaded for ninja as my mozilla is beginning to hang.


Motto of ESPN: When we die, we do not live...
~2007~

noob

noobs, nerds, squids, harry potters are all in the same family, genus , species. (mofos) they cause intense problems to mankind. they have existed over the many years. in the 20's they were the japanese. in the 30's they were the americans. in the 40's , the bermuda triangle...which stretched on to the 60's where they were every1 since the dressing was so noobish. only in the 70's were we reprieved of noobisms and mofos where they directed their attentions to star wars (their god and religion) as the 80's came to a close mofos were not really heard of anymore, thought to be extinct. not to be known that they were secretly making a master plan to overtake the minds of many young children.

master plan : harry potter
it worked well. a nerdy guy gets beaten up by his fat obese brother and then founds out he posses unworldy tak halal powers. the real truth is that they all dunt have any powers. but they go to one place every year where they act like they do to improve their self esteem. thus thinking they are better than others and labeling them carrots, or mugales. this book was widely accepted by many...and reprinted in many hundreds of languages (english, not english)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~if nerds got it their way..

perkembangan:
harry potter was the 'bahu permulaan' (shoulder of starting) for the massive outburst of mofos. where they were lurking in basements, 7-11 shops, KL sentral, playing chest, dungeons and dragons, smack that monkey. they spread their religion of starwars wide....harry potter was then followed by pokemon...widely colourful curtains that are shaped into mofo's fantasies. it is still widely argues that pokemon was released before harry potter but the one fact that is crystal clear is that walt disney (aka murphy skels) was the master mind of all...funding starwars movies with profits from talking mice. it is also rumoured that walt disney is still alive. with his soul residing in bodies of many celebrities ( nicholas cage, christina aguilera, siti nurhaliza )

Y2K
at the year 2000, the mofo's unleased their workings of over 3000 years of planning. the world, so dependent on computers for many reasons..namely bogel internet, tetris, starcraft.....was crippled when the mofo's unleased Y2K ( Yellow 2 Krispy ) disabling all computers and distrupting people's downloads nationwide.
Nationwide dispute:
The starwars religion was proven strong and widespread as the extent of the damage was seen only after Y2K. the japanese unleashed weapons of mass destruction (ps2,inbox, nokia handphone) causing people to live comotose lifestyles and increasing the rate of obesity by 4000.6% koreans soon contributed to this mass world domination by unleashing lala's. no more shall be said of this as some of my frens are lala's (dom)

Mofo's. Today.
mofos today are more tame although their true numbers do not show. they now divert their mass attention to the internet and online games (dota,tetris online, megan fox)
signs of a mofo:
*speak with broken random english not yet discovered. exp: nt is me control, is u control (the sentence has been widely presented to experts whom majority agreed. the man is asking for a muffin.)
*incapable of using the letter ! only to end their sentences with 11111
*defends star trek reruns...
*other high quality mofo's which evolved slightly (in language) after rereading and rewatching starcraft/trek/wars/cabbage 2000 times have uncanny ability to spell anything. including anoemonteipia.(scientific name for phoenix rolls)
*understands william shakespeare




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ example of noob. (lol)

10 things u shud noe in life

1. did u noe that ppl still think ppl dunt noe u cant lick ur elbow?
2.people who swear at baboons probably wont benefit much
3.amish people did NOT invent cytoplasm
4.cabbage.
5.if a monster truck fought cucumbers to the death. neither would win. because cucumbers have super reproduction abilities
6.the village people. suck.
7.optimus prime is jewish
8.pillows are unsung heroes of present.
9.the very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo
10.thats a rabbit.

abt movies

O_O

transformers the movie is out. it totally owns monkeys ass. nothing's better than robots coming from cars and blowing up stuff in movies...die hard is different cause its humans blowing up stuff which can be found in any steven seagal/ arnold sshwahifesvneger/ football manager 2005 movie.


anyways. it wuld probably make like the top ten best movies of all time ._.

top ten movies
1. transformers
2. borat
3.aladdin
4.jusco megasale advertistment
5.spongebob the movie
6.broke bak mountain (for wholly good moral reasons)
7.the 300
8....

top ten worst movies
1.sky high (=.='')
2.racing stripes ( the director shud be crucified )
3.er..racing stripes
4.anything associated with steven seagal
5.anything after the first rocky movie (all 3894.4 of them)
6.puteri gunung ledang
7.tremors 2, 3, 4....19
8.street fighter

i guess movies can be placed in a few categories...like...thegodlikes(currently transformers)..the godlikesthough they are racist(lord of the rings)..the stretching-a-plot-used-too-many-times (rocky)

the action movies where the main characters in it are completely untouchable no matter wat
*steven seagal in all steven seagal movies
*manny the mammoth in ice age
*katherine zeta jones in the terminal
*chow yun fatt in pirates of the carribean 3

then there are movies that are made because the diehard fans cant stop living in the past and would pay big bucks just to see some life back into their obsession.
*fantastic 4, spiderman, punisher(man that sucked), marvel-related nonsense, c.s.i new york, scary movie 4.
*rocky. (lol)

movies that reflect repressed rage of the director
*racing stripes
*kazam
*the lion king
*chronicles of narnia ( =.='' )
*rocky
*bloodsport
*kindergardedne..(tadika) cop

romance movies
*brokeback moutain
*princess diaries 1-95
*the grinch
*jason goes to hell
*bridget jones diaries (or any other movies that has diaries in it)

lol.