ESPN

established in 2006. espn stands for emo sas pukcus ninja. 4 lifeless mofos in form 5 dj.

Emo
also known as jebat arjuan kee jia liang. labeled emo because of constant depression over many things:
1. chicks.
2. everything else.




*not jebat*



*jebat emoing. as usual

facts of emo
*noob pengawas
*often have dispute with pukcus
*overly dramatic
*listens to emo music
*does not rhyme wif sardine
*once kicked out of paperminton club. emoed for 2 days.
*will probably emo once he reads this.

Prediction for the future: LOL

Sas
widely argued as the saviour of mankind/ superiorly macho/sas is always abused in school for being fat, not sexy enough, and extremely single. blind fools..



*sas today.

the origins of sas is widely argued to have been originated from the mortal sacrifice of 9000 koreans to oppose the God Zeus after their chief suffered from severe constipation. it was not meant to be as sas does not serve koreans. have been seen to ask philip to eat his tits.

for more infomation of sas. refer to tenacious D's spiderman. the first song ever wrote on sas.
others include: stairway to heaven, hotel california, and umbrella.

sas's superior shoulder. said to be able to crush new york.

Prediction for future: to appear in the May Lee show.

Pukcus
pukcus, also known as leong yewweng, the leo club president of smkdj. his life is leo. even his name is leo. he is leo. his horoscope, however betrays him, as he is a..the one that's in december.
labeled pukcus because suckup became too stereotype. leong yew weng has been known to be loved by every teacher...been publicly shown sucking up in the leo candid picture. a very noob president but somehow won best president. made a claim on 17/7/07 that he did not sleep with his secretary.

What leong yew weng says:
"hi teacher!" "teacher sangat cantik hari ini" "SHUT UP SAS!" "hehe kah shin/almost every other girl in class would you go on a date with me.. (no)"



*pukcus, leos. acting pro. omg damn act pro. garH!

Prediction for the future: dead before 1998

Ninja
also known as zwee ho. orangebunny. danny <-- lol. probably the most wanted by ladies for a sexy time. the named ones shall not be placed here due to my own safety in school. he likes to draw random pictures of optimus prime and jogs at 6.00 am. crazy prick. sings chinese songs to woo girls O_o



If ninja was a pokemon, he would not be an ex one...

Predictions for the future: Would not make a good rapper.

Not many pictures can be uploaded for ninja as my mozilla is beginning to hang.


Motto of ESPN: When we die, we do not live...
~2007~