Tuesday, July 10, 2007

abt movies

O_O

transformers the movie is out. it totally owns monkeys ass. nothing's better than robots coming from cars and blowing up stuff in movies...die hard is different cause its humans blowing up stuff which can be found in any steven seagal/ arnold sshwahifesvneger/ football manager 2005 movie.


anyways. it wuld probably make like the top ten best movies of all time ._.

top ten movies
1. transformers
2. borat
3.aladdin
4.jusco megasale advertistment
5.spongebob the movie
6.broke bak mountain (for wholly good moral reasons)
7.the 300
8....

top ten worst movies
1.sky high (=.='')
2.racing stripes ( the director shud be crucified )
3.er..racing stripes
4.anything associated with steven seagal
5.anything after the first rocky movie (all 3894.4 of them)
6.puteri gunung ledang
7.tremors 2, 3, 4....19
8.street fighter

i guess movies can be placed in a few categories...like...thegodlikes(currently transformers)..the godlikesthough they are racist(lord of the rings)..the stretching-a-plot-used-too-many-times (rocky)

the action movies where the main characters in it are completely untouchable no matter wat
*steven seagal in all steven seagal movies
*manny the mammoth in ice age
*katherine zeta jones in the terminal
*chow yun fatt in pirates of the carribean 3

then there are movies that are made because the diehard fans cant stop living in the past and would pay big bucks just to see some life back into their obsession.
*fantastic 4, spiderman, punisher(man that sucked), marvel-related nonsense, c.s.i new york, scary movie 4.
*rocky. (lol)

movies that reflect repressed rage of the director
*racing stripes
*kazam
*the lion king
*chronicles of narnia ( =.='' )
*rocky
*bloodsport
*kindergardedne..(tadika) cop

romance movies
*brokeback moutain
*princess diaries 1-95
*the grinch
*jason goes to hell
*bridget jones diaries (or any other movies that has diaries in it)

lol.

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