noob

noobs, nerds, squids, harry potters are all in the same family, genus , species. (mofos) they cause intense problems to mankind. they have existed over the many years. in the 20's they were the japanese. in the 30's they were the americans. in the 40's , the bermuda triangle...which stretched on to the 60's where they were every1 since the dressing was so noobish. only in the 70's were we reprieved of noobisms and mofos where they directed their attentions to star wars (their god and religion) as the 80's came to a close mofos were not really heard of anymore, thought to be extinct. not to be known that they were secretly making a master plan to overtake the minds of many young children.

master plan : harry potter
it worked well. a nerdy guy gets beaten up by his fat obese brother and then founds out he posses unworldy tak halal powers. the real truth is that they all dunt have any powers. but they go to one place every year where they act like they do to improve their self esteem. thus thinking they are better than others and labeling them carrots, or mugales. this book was widely accepted by many...and reprinted in many hundreds of languages (english, not english)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~if nerds got it their way..

perkembangan:
harry potter was the 'bahu permulaan' (shoulder of starting) for the massive outburst of mofos. where they were lurking in basements, 7-11 shops, KL sentral, playing chest, dungeons and dragons, smack that monkey. they spread their religion of starwars wide....harry potter was then followed by pokemon...widely colourful curtains that are shaped into mofo's fantasies. it is still widely argues that pokemon was released before harry potter but the one fact that is crystal clear is that walt disney (aka murphy skels) was the master mind of all...funding starwars movies with profits from talking mice. it is also rumoured that walt disney is still alive. with his soul residing in bodies of many celebrities ( nicholas cage, christina aguilera, siti nurhaliza )

Y2K
at the year 2000, the mofo's unleased their workings of over 3000 years of planning. the world, so dependent on computers for many reasons..namely bogel internet, tetris, starcraft.....was crippled when the mofo's unleased Y2K ( Yellow 2 Krispy ) disabling all computers and distrupting people's downloads nationwide.
Nationwide dispute:
The starwars religion was proven strong and widespread as the extent of the damage was seen only after Y2K. the japanese unleashed weapons of mass destruction (ps2,inbox, nokia handphone) causing people to live comotose lifestyles and increasing the rate of obesity by 4000.6% koreans soon contributed to this mass world domination by unleashing lala's. no more shall be said of this as some of my frens are lala's (dom)

Mofo's. Today.
mofos today are more tame although their true numbers do not show. they now divert their mass attention to the internet and online games (dota,tetris online, megan fox)
signs of a mofo:
*speak with broken random english not yet discovered. exp: nt is me control, is u control (the sentence has been widely presented to experts whom majority agreed. the man is asking for a muffin.)
*incapable of using the letter ! only to end their sentences with 11111
*defends star trek reruns...
*other high quality mofo's which evolved slightly (in language) after rereading and rewatching starcraft/trek/wars/cabbage 2000 times have uncanny ability to spell anything. including anoemonteipia.(scientific name for phoenix rolls)
*understands william shakespeare




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ example of noob. (lol)