phoenix rolls

ok ok spm is so close. that means we gonna take it and wham. woooooooooooooooooooooo

it ends O_O

then all the "eh how much u study" questions will end. hehehehehehehehehehe

and the oh i nvr finish tis i nvr finish that will also end.

U HEARD ME DINESH.

nvm.

today was sad wei in school.. but not as sad as yesterday day alr =.=

we made poker cards out of the back of some testpad and played

it was like from 10==>A onli

so it was straights all the wayy

wif ten stupid cents as bets.

yw earned abt 6 bucks or sumting while dinesh and yongzhi kena saokao

hohhohoohoho

i was the guy recording stuff and talking very loudly to no one in particular

duno how come all the win lose shit suddenly got extra four bucks =.=

*hollers* NINJA-X

when ur emo. cut an orange. ~leongyewweng 20009~

and the fat kid woke me up in class.

imagine this.

ur so damn sleepy. and sleepy=emo therefore. i was sleeping in class.

and then the fat kid's hand came down and attacked me.

I WOULD SLAP THE FAT KID IF HE WAS WITHIN MY ARM'S LENGTH.

nicklaus.

ur stupid.

another ting i stole from other ppls blog

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
jiasheng. for all the wrong reasons

2. What were you doing at 0800?
helping sea marines lar dammit

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
eating potatoes with bacon and vitagen

4. What happened to you in 2006?
i grew. and met dom. arghhh

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
i m not willy wonka.

6. How many beverages did you have today?
vitagen. the white one and the orange one

7. What color is your hairbrush?
.........................

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
er...vitagen

9. Where were you last night?
curve

10. What color is your front door?
it changes

11. Where do you keep your change?
floor

12. What’s the weather like today?
faggish

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
i have no idea. the paddle pop tingi with alot of colours or that fancy ass red one thats actually jelly and not ice cream

14. What excites you?
kate beckinsale

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
sometimes

16. Are you over the age of 25?
sometimes when the time is right =.=

17. Do you talk a lot?
with some people

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
no.

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
ya. he's gay

20. Do you make up your own words?
sas

21. Are you a jealous person?
theres noting to be jealous abt TT

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
asshole

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
k ur an asshole *black*

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
1 message received. no seriously. wth?

25. What does the last text message you received say?
mel saying shes in church or sumting

26. Do you chew on your straw?
panas salju lar

27. Do you have curly hair?
i wan to see how i look like in curly hair.

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
probably the toilet.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
mak

30. What was the last thing you ate?
potatoes with bacon

31. Will you get married in the future?
.........TT

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
click. thats how sad it is lar

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
D:<

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
that day...uhhh..yea

35. Are you currently depressed?
kinda

36. Did you cry today?
no

37. Why did you answer and post this?
coz its on van's blog lar wth

gg

yesterday we got our yearbooks

that means signaturesss

and some random pictures

i tink i took abt 15 pics wif steph or sumting @_@

but signatures

thers like 6 signatures with the word fat in them

wth!?

wat happened at the end of nutty professor

i was laughing like mad at the fat dude in jurassic park 1

and luwen n km came over to study today so luwen drove us to lunch in a big blue car

oo...

she drives better than my brother+shimin <--- buaahahahahahahahaha

one day. im gonna steal suyee's dog.

and name it coffee <-- noob inside joke

---> <--- arrow pointing at the other arrow

me and u and a dog named blue

there are 3 tings im looking forward to after spm
1. people being online more and going out more with them ppl hu is online
2.prom
3.going to usa =D

is a 3.0 gpa hard to maintain =.=''

i want a hamster. it will be named inspector joe hamid

hehehehhehehahahahahaha

i found out jackson smashed his com

literally

so this is how i reacted

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

FAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HGAHRAHHFAHFAHAH

FAHFHA

HAHASHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

here lies really bad jokes lar

the breakdown

spm is like wat? 2 weeks time.

CAN YOU HANDLES ITS!>!?#!@

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

copper head

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

i hate petai rice

and when we were messing around wif copper ions to copper metal with gabriel i said

me:"one day u and black and i are gonna be in a pumpkin."

gabriel: *inaudible*

kahmun and luwen came over to study.

now my voice hurts

and i spent two hours in borders reading bleach

im not a nerd 8-|

i jus look so..

i have a pendrive which i nvr used in all my life and it says lafarge.

and i skipped skool today!

i couldent see caryn in a baju kurung. but the bright side is i dint see shwu meei in extra short skirt.

woohoooo

if i had 50 cents for everytime i fell down in the toilet. i would have 50 cents.

.

dumbledore is gay. nuff said.

floor on the wall

im still coughing alot.

medicine did nothing but make me sleep alot

somemore its like red and yellow in colour

like a cloud invasion.

im now under house arrest.

i cant go trop anymore using others people license and swim at 2 pm under hot sound talking abt jack.

i cant go futsal and shout at jiasheng

doest seem much. i onli go out for those two =.=

i nid a life.

every1's busy since spm is so close.

jolin tsai would suffer various wrong pronounciations if the letter t dint exist.

i cant find my pencil box.

now time for irony

i once bought a dvd game without a dvd rom on my com.

my com tingi is 256 someting

that means when i press the start button the moment msn signs in

i get hanged.

for abt 5-10 minutes.

i wore the same long sleeve shirt the whole day coz i felt cold.

one day im gonna put songs wif sublimal messages on this blog.

and u all are gonna name ur daughters morocco d coco.

spm

every1's talking abt how spm is coming but not how skool is finally ending =(

If jessica alba was megan fox

yesterday was aliff birthday ><

i forgot T_T

im sorry liff.

one day if i own umno i will make u my vice president.

~The basis of acting pro is not to be pro~

Reader's Digest July 2000

why the hell m i up so early.

i woke up at 7.30 coughing and sneezing like shit

stupid air con

i hate those nights laaaa

on the fan..too hot...on the air con...start sneezing..

so wth m i to do

i on aircon and fan and act macho

actually i on aircon and forgot all abt the fan

zzz dammits now nose damn macho d

somemore going trop later to act pro in freezin water under 1.00 sun

gotta love my life lar =.=''

how the hell zwee got the pic of me =.=''

if u can see the watch. thats my brothers one

its so yeng and i got it out of sheer luck when we went klia

on the way there~~

noob: oh shit my watch

me: *YES YES YES* buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

noe wats a really funny word?

faqs.

frequently asked questions.

i hate liquor lar.

im just a kid i know that its not fair (8)

mebe its becoz my sister use to hit me when she got drunk

....yeah...

why do lalas **~~sPeAk tIs*star star* WaY~**?

σ
-|- <-- stick man.
/\

happy

I would be happier if

1. i had no lag in dota

2. i had no lag in my com

3. i had no lag in my astro

4. i had a dvd player that can open without excessive force

5. my fone stopped restarting itself

6. i had more socks

7. i had no more cough which has been there for 2 or 3 months

8. i had more cookies in the house

9. i was a ninja

10. i had a coolier name like anthony brankris vince hotterham

11. there was more people to talk to at 12.30 am

12. the mother dint die in 'for one more day'

13. the rock came back to wrestling

14. i knew actually which channel is which in astro

15. somebody would take away that blue pail in my room

16. jia sheng stop telling me gay things at night

17. i dint see weijin in his underwear at zweeho's blog

18. weijin looked better in his underwear

19. people would respond to the blog post with title attention

20. i can drive an invisible batmobile and bang down people i dunt like

21. i have amazing guitar skills

22. i can speak chinese without sounding like a drunk white guy

now heres something random. ihardly read other ppl's blogs that are serious. coz like they make me depressed.

but i read wanli's blog..coz theres chinese words in it that make me feel yeng

so got one post the importance of letter t

make me tink of mak/black/chan

black:where mak

chan:tfk

mak:fk u all!

so if u take away t..

black: where mak

chan: fk

mak:fk u all!

not much dif la actually =.=''

chain

joseph sent me some chain sms last night

someting abt blablabla u send tis shit blablabl someting angels send 5 ppl to hell or someting. 4.00 u get laid or u get some msg that u won dvd player

typical chain mail

i bet maxis made it up to get more ppl to use more credit.

i have a bad experience with chain letters

last time lar standard 5...damn noob wan everytime online must go read my email..

then i remember one time got this chain mail

impressed me like hell cause got angels in it lar and then alot of different colours

and it said if i send to more than 12 ppl...and then press f12 or sumting the name of my crush would appear on my screen

then u noe lar that age..damn stupid wan..somemore my com is worse than now. press refresh also 10 minutes.

it too damn long to mail one stupid piece of crap to 12 ppl.

then very excite can see name of crush on my screen O_O

it never came. i press f12 nvr come out. so i panicked coz like I GOTTA SEE THE NAME OF MY CRUSH ON MY COMPUTER CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO DAMN COOL

press everyting.

f 1 - 15 also got

com hang kei.

help come out

got some random sound come from com like gonna explode d

it hang for damn long..almost as long as that time i play noclip cheat in doom 3 and run into wall.

LOL

somemore that time new com so i duno how to off manually.

i go pull plug.

literally.

lolloooll....




this was at stephs party. wooooo~~

attention

Dear faithful readers, (edmund)

it has come the time where i ask u all a favour.

if u happen to be/know a hot chick,

please leave ur/her name, friendster url, telephone number, address and times u/she are/is likely home alone.

your cooperation is appreciated.

emo

im emo now.

james blunt is my best friend now

Noob conv:

Arn. says:
how to get over emo-ness
dArtH em0 KiTtY says:
u must
dArtH em0 KiTtY says:
hohoho alot
dArtH em0 KiTtY says:
and
dArtH em0 KiTtY says:
grab balls
dArtH em0 KiTtY
GRAB BALL
Arn. says:
hohoho alot
dArtH em0 KiTtY says:
GRAB BALLS
Øranje.Onion says:
hohoho
Arn. says:
u know
Øranje.Onion says:
hohoho

=.= tis is a real conv can canot be made up.

Sultan riayat shah

u noe since 1st october astro tried to buat lawak and screwed up all the channels

i forgot abt that and my astro was never on standbye mode for longer than a minute the whole time.

so tat means abt 10th onli i tink i got the new channels *which is actually the old ones just wif bigger numbers*

DO YOU HAVE IDEA HOW PISSING OFF THAT IS AR

i will be like..hmm axn...

*preses 11*

channel not found. $&@!(*)#

i DUNT EVEN NOE THE CHANNEL FOR DISNEY!!!

then got tis dumbshit channel which i tink its the onli addition besides stupid ass LAME SHIT JAPANESE GAMESHOWS HARDGAY MY ASS LAR$*&@!(#@

ok anyways. channel 100.

it shows all the channels that are the channels..yea..

but.

it takes sooo long to move down

SO LONG

I COULD REVISE THE WHOLE MOD MATHS SYLLABUS 19 TIMES BY THE TIME I GET TO DISNEY

ITS NOT WRONG TO WATCH DISNEY MY AGE /DEXTERS LABORATORY LAR

I COULD CHECK THE CORRECT SPELLING TO SYLABUS BY THEN LAR OMG

i actually very beranger now not coz of astro.

partially bcoz of mak's dumbass tabs thats so gay hard.

THIS IS RANTING.

i jus realised my brothers eyes are smaller than mine.

mine==> ._. his == > ._. <-- smaller lar

i read sejarah jus now. hu the hell cares abt nasionalisme in thailand =.= no seriously. we could be studying why our malaysia futbal team stinks like wigan but nooo we have to learn abt thailand ppl.

I DUNT EVEN LIKE THEIR FOOD

fnaslcnaslkvnaslkfvasnkl;fasnel;fasnl;casncl;asncasl;eknfdweinrfwioenfawiofeanwiovaniovan
far away~~ this ship is taking me faraway~~ =.=

IF THIS POST MADE SENSE U WONT BE READING IT! SO THERE

i stole this from wanli's blog

Layer 1 : On The Outside
Name: zean/sas/sonofheaven/heavenismyson/i know ur son isnt heaven
DOB: 28th december 1991
Current status: very chinese.
Eye Colour: black
Hair Colour: erm. new zealand.

Layer 2 : On The Inside
Heritage: chinese
My Fear: cockroaches...moral exams
My Weakness: moral exams..cockroaches
My Perfect Pizza: one that isnt from tesco.

Layer 3 : Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
The first thought of waking up: tf?
My bed time: 1 2 3 am around there
My most missed memories: i cant remember standard 5 form1 form 2 form 3. i jus forgot form 4 last week

Layer 4 : My Pick
Coke or Pepsi: vitagen
Mcdonalds ot Burger King: mc d
Single or Group dates: I JUS WANT A DATE LAR DAMMIT
Adidas or Nike: addidas.
Tea or Nestea: ..idunt drink tis stuff
Chocolate or vanilla: strawberry. no serious
Capuccino or coffee: ..............

Layer 5 : Do You
Smoke: sometimes...when i want to act cool then i tell people i smoke... =.=
Take A Shower: ...wth kind of gay question is tis
Have A Crush: yar.
Go To School: yar.
Believe In Yourself: LOL DISNEY
Think U're a Health Freak:...no...mcd buffet proves that.

Layer 6 : In The Past
Drink Alcohol: ya
Gone To THe Mail: ..how the hel u go to mail
Dyed Your Hair: in form 1..it lasted for 2 hours and stained my jersey.. GODDAMIT

Layer 7 : Are You Hoping To
Get Maried: ...sometimes
Have Children: yea. 19

Layer 8 : In A Boy/ Girl
Best Eye Colour: ...purple or white
Best Hair Colour:ninja colour
Short or Long Hair: ...dun look like jay chou can d

Layer 9 : What Were You Doing Just Now?
A minute ago: typing layer 7
An hour ago: typing layer 7
Month ago: typing layer 7
Year ago: ROFL

Layer 10 : Finish The Sentences
I Love : hamsters
I Hate : it that i dunt have a hamster
I Hide : my balls if some random ass dude came crashing into my bathroom

Layer 11 : Tag 5 People
huh?

tesco

i jus been to ikano and tesco

imagine how cool it is if u can live in tesco @_@

theres like the drinks section if ur thirsty

the junk section if u not getting enuff fat

the fish section if ur anger go upstair

and the bra section if ur bored

...xD

kel boy

kelvin chew birthday is today.

17 years ago i wasnt born yet.

wanli told me he is bored on msn

msn can be malay singaporean ninja

everybody wish kel chew happy birthday

his number is 012-8573612

ok jk thats some random ass number

it could be some rabbit killer

if i had a rabbit i wuld sayang it everyday.

and its name would be duck.

i have a westlife cd

lilian too makes a living from conning ppl



tis is kinda wat we did during kechewboy and the shoe birthday.


go to vanessa's blog if u wanna see a picture of shwu meei.

SORRY LAR IF I DUNT NOE HOW TO LINK STUFF

here Vanessa <-- ker lick.

i bet u clicked on the blue vanessa.

i still dont know how to cycle.

i have no religion

i write buddhist on application slips.

ITS A LIE

i never liked jaclyn victor.

i hope i spelled her name wrongly

i started 8 sentences with i so far.

i am not ryan seacrest.

definitions of sas, following urban dick

	SAS
	A brand of shoe that is worn by old people. My grandma was so excited because the price of SAS shoes are much lower in the US than in her home country, South Korea. I'm not kidding, my grandma's obssessed with SAS shoes. SAS diminutive for: Secret Agent Squirrel A Special Ops. working undercover for the crime syndicate going by the name of EZ Maquers. "Extreme caution is advised, when you encounter SAS" SAS Sweaty Ass Syndrome, this is where your ass smells really bad from the sweat that comes from within the anal cavity, also it tastes like VB "Ohhhh my butt cheeks are slippery from all this SAS!" SAS Stupid ass shit I am really getting tired of all this SAS

The real face of homer

The time is currently 9.50 pm.

lets see how fast i can finish this post.

wii

yesterday we celebrated yewfais birthday.

instead of having meaningful parties and getting drunk with chicks and stuff that ppl usually do at our age..we went to the cyber cafe :D

so yea we went there played some dota some cs shouted alot..sweared at mak. the usual stuff

then we went to eat chicken rice and chak fan at the place nearby. i did not order the chicken rice myself bcoz my state of chinese could make the chicken rice woman think i m hitting on her.

so yeah then we went to su yee's hse.

...by chris's car...

u dunt wan to sit in chris's car..especially when u have 4 guys sitting in the back seat and the birthday boy sitting in front who sticks his head out of the window and start screaming at people to stop tail gating.

(chris car)------------------------------------(othercar)
<---------------------->
far enuff

yewfai: OI ASSHOLE STOP TAIL GATING LAR DICK *head outside window*

all of us: =.=''


and chris got a saman for parking without paying a ticket at the cyber.......AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

100 ones. geeeeeeezz poor chris.. 50 hours in mcd gone

wel we got to su yee's hse in one piece..with jason sitting on me =.= *this has nothing to do with the previous statements of "jason! ride me!"*

THE VIBRATION U FELT WAS MY PHONE LAR U DUMB NUT

so we went there. saw a wii *Pronounced as whee not eucalyptus leaf*

so if u dunt noe wat a wii is, its tis white ting where u move it around then the ting in the screen moves with u.

we played bowling, boxing, baseball...*whom all the characters was yinkuins family members*

then we got bored of bowling coz like yinkuin totaly owned arnold. then there was transformers @_@

we actully played it for megan fox and since She *notice the capital* dint appear....nuff said

to ff4

JESSICA ALBA!

she looked like crap in the game.

fuxuan's harmonica stinks of something metalic left in the sun too long or the smell of batteries after it is placed in a radio thats been playing too much michael learns to rock

su yee is very ticklish.

then we went back home, i went to shwu meei's and kel chew party at 7.

i was like halfdead edi so i jus rode the cat in the playground

...sounds wrong...

we pretty much camwhored all the way. and shoved cake in their faces.

happy birthday shwu meei!

classical gas to chew. and beware of the thing to zweeho.

u know wat i mean...

.__.

mak

black told me this.

	Mak
	To put one's genitals in someone's ear When you slept over last night, I gave you a good ol' mak.

pro.

add maths

f(x):- wtx

where x = f , h

f(f):-wtf

f(h):-wth

f(f)>f(h) = wtf>wth

3 markah.

delay

ok lar i supposed to write abt the nice party that my nice nice good great frens had for me and the gifts they gave me..but i wrote it halfway in the other savedposttingi and then i realised i havent got any pics yet so tunggu jap lar. aka bah kata perpatah bagai padi makan rumput harap menjadi tebing or wtv the shit salamah said in form 3.

I DUNT LIKE U B*TCH! if u were a cookie i wuld eat u.

jackson dunt make me shock u.

ok so anyways. i havent writen*wrote wroten* in this url for along time. and i realised that the title of warbetweenwolvesridingmaggotsthrowing... *icant see anymore coz thats all there is at the top of tis window* is not the same one in scary movie 4

the correct one is someting like war between wolves and maggots or men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots.

lol.

someting bothers me. u noe

every1 uses youtube.

EVERY1

THERS EVEN A SCENE WHERE I DIE IN IT

ok so anyways rite. u noe when u see someting nice..u sure wan other ppl to see..unless u syoksendiri abt it all the time lar. so then u always giveit to ppl in conversations lar. but some ppl rite, they jus put it as their personal msg.

so the ting is. we cant copy and paste it :| we gotta like u noe type it out..

www.youtube.com/watch=?#2ml;as.caopmr43290h0as9hbc89asnbr3ionoainONR

..yea...i jus found out i culd start a conv wif that person and then copy and paste..

tis is so contradictory.

i nearly cried during armagaddon movie T_T

wtf was that abt.

so my lifesofar. i come back from home. i eat. bath.sleep.dota.jog*rofl*eat.study.dota. sometiems like once in a while i get out and see ppl come in and out of shops.

i went to steph birthday party that day. thats some big house yongmeng got O_O if i sold as much cotton candy as ppl called me fat, i wuld probably buy a room in that house.

no offense to rays out there. but till today scary movie made me think that the name ray is really gay.