definitions of sas, following urban dick

	SAS
	A brand of shoe that is worn by old people. My grandma was so excited because the price of SAS shoes are much lower in the US than in her home country, South Korea. I'm not kidding, my grandma's obssessed with SAS shoes. SAS diminutive for: Secret Agent Squirrel A Special Ops. working undercover for the crime syndicate going by the name of EZ Maquers. "Extreme caution is advised, when you encounter SAS" SAS Sweaty Ass Syndrome, this is where your ass smells really bad from the sweat that comes from within the anal cavity, also it tastes like VB "Ohhhh my butt cheeks are slippery from all this SAS!" SAS Stupid ass shit I am really getting tired of all this SAS